CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #961

It’s Tuesday. You know what that means.

The scores after the last round:

GaryVoshol 90
jaredhk 89
wgorgen 86
DonRotolo 73
EricH 68
Osby 63
Wayne Doenges 62
gellnick 58
cgmv123 57
LuiTheFly 31
GeeTwo 31
Richard Wallace 18
bardd 16
tpark747949 12
WayCoolSuperDude 12
Andy Baker 11
TheRealJamesOo 10
Zroegn 9
Amicus1 7
Bmongar 4
Amanda_Morrison 3
rsisk 2
Zagar 2
cad321 2
BrianAtlanta 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Parents in 2022: While in Vegas, will you steer clear of casinos and other nefarious activities?

Parents in 2005: Does the tailgate on the pickup truck close? Mostly? Okay, hold on tight!

“I wanna roll with the gangsters, but so far they all think I’m too white n’ nerdy.”
So, we just became our own.

The robot is driving the car, so who’s driving the robot?

“I told you guys, if we put the robot in here too, we’ll destroy the suspension! Unless you want to hop out and wait for the next run, JIMMY, it’ll be fine where it’s at with the scouting team watching it!”
mumbles from the truck bed
“HIT IT!”

“It’s 110 miles to Vegas. We have a full (truck) bed of students, a half of a case of Mt. Dew, it’s daylight and we aren’t wearing seat belts.”
“Hit it.”

Some team members couldn’t comprehend the concept of center of gravity, so the mentors came up with an exercise to explain it.

The guys in my youth group when one of them gets their license:

Time to hit the highway and head to our tournament!

From the field guide to country roads:

Pictured here is an example of the style of truck bed riding typical of the deserts of the southwest. Note the stark differences between this style and that of other regions such as the southeast (everyone is wearing shirts), Texas (no one is carrying a gun), the midwest (no one is wearing John Deere caps) or California (the truck is not jacked up nor are there any LED lights visible on the undercarriage).

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Let’s get judgy!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

wgorgen 96
GaryVoshol 95
jaredhk 91
DonRotolo 73
EricH 70
Wayne Doenges 64
Osby 63
gellnick 60
cgmv123 59
LuiTheFly 31
GeeTwo 31
Richard Wallace 18
bardd 16
tpark747949 15
WayCoolSuperDude 12
Andy Baker 11
TheRealJamesOo 10
Zroegn 9
Amicus1 7
Bmongar 4
Amanda_Morrison 3
rsisk 2
Zagar 2
cad321 2
BrianAtlanta 2
OtherCaleb 2

Onward!