CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #995

It’s Tuesday. You know what that means.

The scores after the last round:

wgorgen 26
LuiTheFly 24
GaryVoshol 23
Leap 20
cgmv123 20
gellnick 17
EricH 13
Wayne Doenges 13
Owen_Busler 8
kingc95 4
GeeTwo 2
Andy Baker 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As usual, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern time.


Back in my day, having a mentor match meant the mentors actually got to touch the robot!

1 Like

Looks like nobody’s going for the track balls, the true world champion experience. Now all they need is 9 sides

Pusher at far left: “I wish I had 1519’s Speed Racer.”



It’s open-wheel and open-“engine” racing!

Back in my day the robots were human powered. We didn’t need no stinking batteries.

Mario Kart LARPing.

Solution #666 to the problem of having 5 million phones trying to connect to the FMS: Have drivers shouting commands to “Human Players” being pushed around on furniture dollies.

Let’s get judgy!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

LuiTheFly 34
wgorgen 31
GaryVoshol 25
cgmv123 22
Leap 20
gellnick 19
EricH 16
Wayne Doenges 15
Owen_Busler 8
kingc95 4
GeeTwo 2
Andy Baker 2