CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #996

Because sometimes, we need that.

The scores after the last round:

LuiTheFly 34
wgorgen 31
GaryVoshol 25
cgmv123 22
Leap 20
gellnick 19
EricH 16
Wayne Doenges 15
Owen_Busler 8
kingc95 4
GeeTwo 2
Andy Baker 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As usual, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern time.


That hamster has found itself in the same situation I’m in after I tell my students to stop doing something fun but unsafe

“Is your Coach here? We’d like to squeak match strategy with your Drive Team.”

1 Like

“So you’re saying that if she weighs as much as one of us…”
“She’s made of wood…”
“And therefore…”

1 Like

Someone missed the “triple” in Triple Play. One robot on the Hamster alliance and 7 on the Ducky alliance? What kind of strategy planning is that?

Hamsters are not, as is commonly assumed on Earth, small brown squeaking animals who spend a lot of time spinning wheels in the bedrooms of earth children. In fact, they are hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings who are playing the ultimate FRC game with robots that manifest in our universe as floating bathtub toys and the game itself is, in fact, a water game.

1 Like

We were told to get our ducks in a row. We were lucky to get them on the same board.

1 Like

Scouting lead explaining how scouting works to rookies: 2005, colorized.

Would you rather fight 7 hamster-sized ducks or 1 duck-sized hamster?

Not a caption, but the photo reminds me of this classic:

Classic Sesame Street - YouTube

Let’s get judgy!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

wgorgen 36
LuiTheFly 36
Leap 30
GaryVoshol 27
cgmv123 24
gellnick 21
EricH 18
Wayne Doenges 18
Owen_Busler 8
GeeTwo 4
kingc95 4
Andy Baker 2