Sometimes, things can get so bad that even a MasterCard “priceless” can’t save you.
Fill in the ending (and be creative).
Getting caught cheating at the IRI would be worse than…
Being a one legged man in a but kicking contest
spam without the m
quiet chickens
no tie dye
a passive rage
lukewarm instead of hot
an oink without a boom
a washed up beach
weeds instead of daisies
confusion
chaos at a dead stop
precision without any guessing
a colorless haze
rusty cans
out of work skunks
a stalled moe
slow silver
Waldo’s map
a 10 hour car ride with Koko Ed. 
:ahh: http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47037&highlight=1902+wheel:ahh:
sigh…oh well
Shake without the bake
… finding half a worm in your apple.
… hauling a ton of bolts in a half-ton container
… skinny dipping with your mentors
… graciously declining as a 16th seed
… wearing blue and gold to an Ohio State game
… playing quarterback for the Raiders
… playing poker with a mirror behind you
… telling the judge his wife is ugly, and he ain’t much of a looker hisself
… wearing white after Labor Day (gasp!)
… renting an outhouse basement
… forgetting to convert from metric to SI
… providing dental insurance to hockey players
… voting for Sanjaya
…fording the river and having all your oxen die.
…killing 5,698 pounds worth of animal flesh and only being able to carry 50 lbs. back to your wagon.
Than following the BUZZ truck 2000 miles looking at that #*@^ smiley face! Realizing that space ***is ***our future and I’m a plumbing contractor
Getting stuck in an elevator for hours with a large group of people who have just left a chili eating contest.
… than AndyMark going out of business
Guess who aint getting a ride to IRI.
shotgun!