Dating Tips

Hey, I am really bored!

so ummmm, post your best dating tips up here (keep it clean!)

Don’t pick your nose.

Flatulence is not proper.

*Originally posted by Jnadke *
Flatulence is not proper…

…until the second date.

j/k j/k j/k :slight_smile:

don’t show up too late

check these three threads:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3511

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3713

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3860

I think we should call the expert, Mike Soukup for this topic :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

Guys: Be a gentleman, and be creative at least some of the time.

Ladies: We would rather hear what you want then have to try and guess.

*Originally posted by D.J. Fluck *
**I think we should call the expert, Mike Soukup for this topic :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: **

Sorry DJ, Mike’s too busy with a girl to be cynical about girls…

Kinda ironic, I think…

I was told by some of the students (HS & College)
that you gotta wear your FIRST volunteer
T-shirt, speak with a deep voice and
say “Whyyyy YES… I ammm’a FIRST Volunteer.”

This turns the FIRST girls on, I guess?

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

You could always try:

How you doin’?

*Originally posted by Johca_Gaorl *
**You could always try:

How you doin’? **

I would slap a guy if he actually ever said that…

…even said with a serious Brooklyn accent?

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Ya gotta use the best line ever -

Hey i my name is (insert name here) and i build robots

*Originally posted by Meli W. *
**I would slap a guy if he actually ever said that… **

lol, I only say it jokin around. :smiley:

quote:

Originally posted by Johca_Gaorl -> Ladies: We would rather hear what you want then have to try and guess.

Dreamer… :slight_smile:

Ok here it goes… first only date a woman who is as commited as you are to first… i cant stress that enough. Second hey Mel how YOU doin?

FIRST women are the only ones who understand and will join you in the six weeks come January…another thing, just be yourself, if you’re a total FIRST nut give her somethign you made in the metal shop and see how she reacts…

You have the right one if they know what the Segway is and they want to ride one. And, yes, I’ve met some of those before (but they were taken, d—).

*Originally posted by JosephM *
You have the right one if they know what the Segway is and they want to ride one.

Got one! :smiley:

*Originally posted by halo(unknown) *
** Second hey Mel how YOU doin? **

/me slaps Dave around with a large trout
/me glares