Nice… I laughed, I laughed till i Cried and Over all i had a good time
You cut me deep real deep.
Harsh Harsh Harsh!!! man oh man look out. j/k Mel, he deserves it
Do you have a heart for the trout!!! j/k
wow this got off-topic
I’ve learned this the hard way. Dont insist on paying for evrything u and ur gurl do together.
*Originally posted by SkitzoSmurf *
**I’ve learned this the hard way. Dont insist on paying for evrything u and ur gurl do together. **
Did she eventually get pissed off at being payed for, or did you run out of cash?
I have no dating tips. I shouldn’t be posting in here.
I’ll buy a social life from anyone for $20 (after taxes), if you’re selling…
*Originally posted by FotoPlasma *
**I’ll buy a social life from anyone for $20 (after taxes), if you’re selling… **
Time: 4:20am
Setting: dark alley
You a cop? You know you’ve gotta tell me if you’re a cop…
You got the money? I got the stuff…
/me pulls out a Pringles can
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On the advice from my counsel (read “girlfriend”)…
Anyone who can’t spell “girl” isn’t intelligent enough to date one yet.
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*Originally posted by Bill Gold *
**/me pulls out a Pringles can
**
No. Not crack. A social life…
err… on second thought… nevermind, I’ll take whatever you got…
*Originally posted by Bill Gold *
**<edit>
On the advice from my counsel (read “girlfriend”)…
Anyone who can’t spell “girl” isn’t intelligent enough to date one yet.
</edit> **
I agree…
Jim: I know someone’s I could sell…
No, but I’m a cop. 
hey all
my first post on the chit chat board… wow. lol. seriously, dating tip from me: be sweet. Don’t be so sugary she feels sick, but sweet is good. That doesn’t always have to be presents or always paying or anything like that. it’s the way you talk to her, the way you listen (key word LISTEN!!! it helps!!!), the way you give hugs (and if you’re close enough, kisses). Also, don’t ever push her. if she says she doesn’t want to, and you give her puppy dog eyes, she’ll probably give in, but it’s not the best way. I know I can’t take the puppy dog eyes, but I often resent the control they give him. Finally, seriously be yourself. If you put up an image, you may get the girl, but what good has it done you if she likes you for who you aren’t?
Wow… hope maybe that makes some sense…
byes
Stacia
*Originally posted by JosephM *
**You have the right one if they know what the Segway is and they want to ride one. And, yes, I’ve met some of those before (but they were taken, d—). **
you can’t settle for the girls that want to just ride a segway…ya gotta go for the ones who want to OWN a segway!! (my mommy wouldn’t buy me one 
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Heres a good one!
“Hey! I’m in the Math Club, the Science club, AND the Robot Club!”
yup . . … . . they’ll be all over you in a second! EXPECIALLY if you turn red and start sweating!
heee heeee heeeeee, go ahead, try it . . . . . . . . … . . . … . . . .
Of course, you could always use:
“Did you know that you can find an extremely close apporximation from pi by taking a regular n-gon with a really big n, like 10 to the 99th or something and then . . . . . . . . . . . . [insert thing to find a ‘pi’ value for any regular n gon (i know it exists, i deduced it last year)]”
yuppers, that’ll get them for sure.
This is what my teacher… dude… thingy told my team when the subject was brought up:
Party trivia aka pickup lines (he’s a bio teacher):
Did you know that your body makes 2,400,000 red blood cells a second?
Now, I know I would absolutely MELT if a guy told me THAT! haha
*Originally posted by Amanda M *
**This is what my teacher… dude… thingy told my team when the subject was brought up:Party trivia aka pickup lines (he’s a bio teacher):
Did you know that your body makes 2,400,000 red blood cells a second?
Now, I know I would absolutely MELT if a guy told me THAT! haha **
Ok, that’s why I still don’t have a date. j/k
My biggest thing would be to make sure she knows your smart and stuff so it’s not a big surprise when you say “Sorry, I can’t, I only have 3 more days left” and she thinks your dieing.
*Originally posted by AdamT *
**Sorry DJ, Mike’s too busy with a girl to be cynical about girls…Kinda ironic, I think… **
Busy, but not too busy to be cynical, I’ll always find time for that.
Dress like a slob, show up late, expect her to pay for everything, have your mom drive both of you to the movies, ask if she’s really going to wear that when she’s out with you, and leave her alone in front of the TV while you play computer games or read CD for an hour. I could go on, but I have to get back to work and earn my pay.
Seriously, be yourself - even if being yourself includes what I said above. There’s no point in pretending to be someone else, he/she will either find out you’re lying and eventually leave or you’ll continue the act and be miserable. It’s much more enjoyable when you can be yourself and know he/she will like you for it. And if a girl doesn’t like you, don’t be a psycho and call her 5 times a day or send her emails / letters saying that you two belong together and she should give you a chance. Just give up like a sane person would do.
Mike
*Originally posted by Mike Soukup *
And if a girl doesn’t like you, don’t be a psycho and call her 5 times a day or send her emails / letters saying that you two belong together and she should give you a chance. Just give up like a sane person would do.
However, if you know she does like you, but she is being stubborn, it might be good to not give up. Speaking from experience here.
guys learn from me, girls dont like when u talk about…er…yourselves…anyway, i got slapped for that, take it from me, keep ur mind clean…to a point!!!
Bad
*Originally posted by badjokeguy *
**guys learn from me, girls dont like when u talk about…er…yourselves…anyway, i got slapped for that, take it from me, keep ur mind clean…to a point!!!Bad **
Okay, I will have to speak from experience on that one. At homecoming this year, my date started talking like that. It was disgusting. I mean, I understand the whole hormone thing, but you guys gotta tone it down. Maybe if guys weren’t so much like that they would get a date. I mean, you don’t have to be appealing to yourself, but to the opposite sex, and if they think you have a gross attitude, then there’s obviously something wrong there.