Eating a shoe 2: electric boogaloo

For some reason I decided to do this after the most recent team update. I will eat a shoe if somehow, at worlds, an alliance manages to supercharge the entire grid, with all mobility and auto points, and get a triple balance with zero penalty points. The only reason I’m doing this is because I know it is impossible and I don’t want to eat a shoe. We’ll see if y’all can prove me wrong. I’m aware this bet has technically already been made in the thread Perfect Game, but that was before this new rule. So now it’s even harder.

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You know how in 2010 1114 played a 6v0?

Are you asking for that? Because we can still do that.

And don’t bring up H105, getting someone to eat a shoe is absolutely not “play[ing] beneath its ability”.

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I feel like we need a vendor to start supplying COTS edible shoes to help with this. Or a vendor to start providing shoe eating as a service (SEAAS).

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Well, since you didn’t mention practice matches or matches on the practice fields, I’m going to assume that is fair game?

sure

gummy shoes to sell at comp? that’s genius

omg one of my team members literally said i should just eat a gummy shoe if it happens, but i’m committed

like this?

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Men’s Chocolate Shoes – CocoBon Chocolatier was what I was thinking but whatever floats your boat.

ah well i doubt it will happen as even top teams at district champs were only able to do 1 full grid. i dunno how they are just going to half their cycle times…

Or these – it’s pronounced like shoe! Classic Homemade Choux Pastry Recipe

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yeah, i’m pretty sure it’s impossible, which is why i’m doing it

oh no my master plan has been discovered lol

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make it a 2 way bet with your friends and tell all of your friends to eat shoes if it doesn’t happen (it won’t) even if you put the teams with the highest epa’s on the same alliance, they still wouldn’t be predicted to get 274 (besides, they wont be on an alliance with each other, probably)

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It OP could fly there, Chezy Champs maybe???

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Maybe…

Well 1678 and 254 at sacramento finals had a full grid like 5 secs into endgame, so if f.e. 254 had a scoring team on par with 1678, and had a 5-7 cycle team as their 3rd pick, then we could see scores in the 220’s and maybe even more if their autos are perfect and they triple dock. But max score now seems pretty impossible.

Just don’t take a single bite out of a shoe and pretend like that’s the whole thing. It’s gotta be a whole shoe.

yeah like if poofs and citrus could only get full grid with 30 seconds left, they ain’t getting double full grid any time soon.

it will be the whole shoe