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omg! ur right Stephanie… i’m gonna go ask my chem or phys. teach. that!

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i have to add a few of my favorite oxymorons…
Rap Music
Military Intelligence
Cafeteria food
and, of course, Microsoft Works

also, my favorite responce when someone states an oxymoron…
“hey, that’s an oxymoron, like ham sandwhich!”

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maybe this isn’t a conundrm… but…
i was walking in to dunkin donuts…
and the sign said,
“no shoes,
no shirt,
no serves”…
does that mean i can still get my egg crossont w/o any pants on?:eek: :confused: :wink: :smiley:

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What if the hokey-pokey really is what it’s all about?

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a few oxymorons:

[list=1]
[li]Government organization
[/li][li]Dodge Ram
[/li][li]Jumbo Shrimp
[/li][li]Virtual Reality
[/li][li]Tax Return
[/li][li]Head Butt
[/li][li]Apple Tech Support
[/li][/list=1]and the ever popular (there is a story behind it!! yea)

Dornmant Mr. Volcano: Ya See I Get Gas Alot So I Ain’t Ever Dornmant!!![

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there was this sign at a japanese all you can eat place…and it said “help yourself to anyone you want”…does that mean you can take the waitress’ home with you?

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*Originally posted by Stephanie *
**If the Law of Conservation of Mass states that matter can be neither created nor destroyed, how did it all get here? **

you really want to know? it’s not really that hard… Obviously something has to have existed indefinitely. Either everything that exists now has existed for infinity, or something has existed that has the ability to create matter. Gee, wonder who that could be…

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there was this sign at a japanese all you can eat place…and it said “help yourself to anyone you want”…does that mean you can take the waitress’ home with you?

NO, Rob…
::coughcoughpimpcoughcough::

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quote:

Originally posted by Stephanie
If the Law of Conservation of Mass states that matter can be neither created nor destroyed, how did it all get here?

you really want to know? it’s not really that hard… Obviously something has to have existed indefinitely. Either everything that exists now has existed for infinity, or something has existed that has the ability to create matter. Gee, wonder who that could be…"

acuallyt…
law of conservation of mass can be 'splaned like this…
it can changed into energy… and energy in to mass…ect…
so for zample…
(i’ll try my best to 'splain this b/c my cousen tried to explain it to me … so this is in my own words…)
the sun will keep expanding till it takes in mercury… mars… earth… ect… and then it will implode (right word?) in to a white dorf then soon
just blow up, (maybe even a supernova)…
then all that energy will come togather to form planets and everthing all over again…
and over again…
and over again…
ect…
i hope that makes sence…

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you all think too much for your own good… just take stuff for what it is… makes things a lot easier… :wink:

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Quain
ur absolutly rite,
but

  1. i do take things the way they are… being stuped lets u get away w/ a lot…
  2. when u know stuff u get to confuse stuped people…
  3. and if i remeber correctly, ur the one who started this thread (explaining parkway and driveway)
    so…
    :stuck_out_tongue:
    :wink:
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haha… yea I did… :slight_smile: don’t hate the playa, hate the game… :smiley:

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*Originally posted by Quain *
**you all think too much for your own good… just take stuff for what it is… makes things a lot easier… :wink: **

Might be easier…But it would be far less interesting.

Look at all this wonderful conversation Dave :slight_smile:

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well said harrison!
how else CAN we have such… intellectual conversations about driveways and time travel and law of con. and … and… pimping :smiley:

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*Originally posted by Firewolf *
**well said harrison!
how else CAN we have such… intellectual conversations about driveways and time travel and law of con. and … and… pimping :smiley: **

theres no pimp talk… thats just me… us robotics kids is intelligent… :smiley:

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no pimp talk? dah! then y am i on this thread!!
i thought i was letting everyone know my rank in my team!
dah!:confused:

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How come there are “port” holes on the right side of a boat? Wouldn’t they be starboard holes? I mean think about it.

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-What is the purpose of the warning label on a mattress? and what happens when you rip it off?
-If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan
-Why doesn’t countdown leader on films go all the way to one?
-What is the purpose of the ball on the top of the flag pole?
-Why does America run on A.C rather than D.C?
-Why are there 18 holes on a golf course?
-Why do doughnuts have holes?
-Do batteries wear out faster if you turn the volume up?
-What purpose do wisdom teeth serve?
-Why do clocks run clockwise?
-Why are oreos called “Oreos”?
-Why do you have to dry- clean rain coats?
Why do the english drive on the left and just about everybody else on the right?

That was just the best ones fromone book Ill have more tomorrow meanwhile just think about the ones above.

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*What color do smurfs turn when you choke them?

And for all you oxymoron people, you missed some of the biggest:
*Low-fat ice cream
and, finally…
*teenage life

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