What’s your favorite Family Guy phrase(s)?
One of my all time favorites (that is stuck in my head), is by Stewie:
“This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.”
Another one is:
“Oh my God! You can talk!” - Peter
Peter-Hey Brian, look my alphabets have a message, It says “Oooooooooooo”
Brian-Peter, those are cheerios.
Thats gotta be the funniest one.
Mabye this isint a great threas seing as how many of the phrases are profain.
anyways…
Cris: you want some ice cream
Stewie: yes, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle i find, I shal Kill you!
My fav:
Quagmire: “OH!” and “Ohhh, right!”
and of course many from him that i can post on CD. :rolleyes:
I’ve always been partial to this one:
Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I’m expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
Heidi
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Jack in the Boxes are the embodiment of pure evil
Stewie:“Let me put it this way, there is a picture in an attick with you on it getting prettier.”
Brian: You read it in a book? You sure it wasn’t, nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
Lois: What’s going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we’re playing house.
Lois: That boy’s all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski’s house
Peter: “A boat’s a boat, but the Mystery Box could be anything! It could even be a boat!”
Stewie: “You! Get me some warm milk. You two! Fight to the death!”
Peter: “Hehe, you said ‘nuclear’. It’s ‘nucular’, the ‘s’ is silent!”
Stewie: “Mother, you cook so slowly that you don’t need an egg timer, you need an egg calendar! …Oh yes …I went there!”
Death: “Hi, I’m looking for Peter Griffin.”
Peter: “Um… (holds out lamp) This is Peter Griffin.”
Meg: “We were just holding hands!”
Grandfather: “Well it’ll be hard for him to take your hand when the Lord strikes your sinful heart with leoparcy!”
Stewie: “Omnipotence - got to get me some of that.”
Peter: “I’m going on a hunger strike. … You gonna eat that stapler?”
Meg: “It’s hard being a single teenage mother, especially when your baby’s addicted to crack.”
Anything by Quagmire:
Random Woman: Glenn honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I have a question for you too, Why are you still here.
Quagmire: Hey, how old are you
High School girl: 16(quietly)
Quagmire 18!!!
Quagmire: Tuesdays in the 80’s is was always in bed by eight…and home by eleven, ooohhhhhhh!
Quagmire: I never had a Spanish chick before, ooooooooo-llllllahhhhhhh
the funniest thing about that was he was talking to the asian reporter
"is this really the blood of christ?
“yes”
“man that guy must have been wasted 24-7”
lol.
I believe that episode was on about 2-3 days ago.
This isn’t a quote per-say, but a parody. “Can’t Touch Me” in the Petopia episode where he does breakdancing, and a bunch of other stuff.
Isn’t it Petoria?
“Dad, that man says I can’t go to school.”
“Him and what army?”
“The US Army.”
“Oooh. That’s a good army.”
Matt
Thanks for correcting me.
“Your name is now Christabell.” - Chris’ “manager” when Chris goes to become a big artist.
Stewie: I’ve got a present in my diaper and I’ll give you a hint: It’s not a toaster
^Not in quotes because I don’t know the exact one.
My favorite Quagmire quotes come from the episode when they lose their bar in the fire, from when they go to the purple bar. If you’ve seen them, you know what I’m talking about, and why I can’t post them here.
Stewie: “I come bearing a gift for you. I’ll give you a hint…it’s in my diaper, and it’s not a toaster.”
(( just to give the quote 
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Stewie: “How dare you fill my head with such lonesome(?) propaganda”
** yes, I think Stewie is one of the coolest characters on the show **
Peter: UH OH!
The episode of the Drunken Clam taken over by the British has great quotes:
Peter: Wait a minute, something’s different
( sees British flags and British People everywhere)
Bartender: Evening gents, how bout a nice warm lager
Randon Guy: and help yourself to a package of crisps, or a ready nice plum pudding
Peter: HOLY CRAP, It’s a gay bar.
Nigel: I’m afraid I’m the bastard who bought your bar, bit of an aqward (sp)moment really.
Peter:Aqward moment, i’ll give you an aqward moment, one time during sex i called Lois, Frank, your move Sherlock.
Of course the Quagmire asking if the girls have you know.
A good (and bad) one was, not so much one line, but the flashback to when Death was in High School, the contents of which shouldn’t really be clarified here…but still funny :-p