Favorite Monty Python Sketch/Movie

So, what is your favorite Monty Python Sketch of ALL TIME?

HELOO POLY, I HAVE FREST FISH FOR YOU POLY!

I’m not dead yet!

Wetzel

I'm feeling better....

Aha! A banana, we haven’t done a banana yet! (from how to defend yourself against an atacker armed with fruit)

Stephen

'tis but a scratch!
Wow, the memories. Recently me and a few friends redid “The Holy Grail” for english class. There was an analytical part about the ledgend of King Arthur and such, but the 1hr movie was the main focus of the project. We stuck to the script for a good portion of it, but we did modify bits. Just imagine, 5-6 teenagers running around in costume with coconuts… Good times.

Jeeze every year this happends. I rember in the old forums in the technical forum duing the off season I started a big thread mostlyy of people reciting lines of holy grail.

I also have seen a Sketch from the show that was never released. It was so funny, it was a fairy tale. One thing ill tell you about it, the king played odd songs all day on his hammond organ.

Andrew

You forgot two of the very best:

“The Piranha Brothers/Spiny Norman” (“Dinsdale had a reputation for being cruel.” “He wasn’t, really.” “But I heard he nailed your head to the floor.” “Well, yes. But I deserved it.”)

and the always-popular “The Fish-Slapping Dance”

And for the true aficionados, there is the “Upper Class Twit Of The Year Award.”

-dave


Albatross!

Got any Chocolate Coated Crunchy Frogs?

Your arm’s off!

No it isn’t.

Well what’s that then?

Oh it’s just a flesh wound…Come on You Panzy!

lol…ohhh its great :smiley:

I like the Ministry of silly walks. And for days after seeing the Albatross skit I kept wanting to randomly holler out “Albatross”.

MissInformation

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“We are all individuals!”

4 words:

Ministry of Silly Walks

Now the twits must un-hook the brazeers of the women, this is an especially hard task for the twits.

Dig-dog

ohh, that must be the new gas cooker

NEW GAS COOKER SKETCH

or

Crusifiction?

No, they said I could go free and live on a deserted island somewhere…

oh, okey…

No, really crusifiction.

Or…

It’s no like its the Spanish Inquistion.

bum-bum!

We are the Spanish Inquisition. we stand of two things, spreading the church, fanatical devotion to the Pope…

Now the twits must un-hook the brazeers of the women, this is an especially hard task for the twits.

Dig-dog

ohh, that must be the new gas cooker

NEW GAS COOKER SKETCH

or

Crusifiction?

No, they said I could go free and live on a deserted island somewhere…

oh, okey…

No, really crusifiction.

*Originally posted by Harrison *
**Your arm’s off!

No it isn’t.

Well what’s that then?

Oh it’s just a flesh wound…Come on You Panzy!

lol…ohhh its great :smiley: **

hehe…best line out of any movie ever…thats a riot

The Deja Vu sketch.

*Originally posted by Harrison *
**Your arm’s off!

No it isn’t.

Well what’s that then?

Oh it’s just a flesh wound…Come on You Panzy!
**

Definitely my fav!

Also like the “knights that formerly said Nee”

And the dead parot

lol

Lisa T :slight_smile:

The Deja Vu sketch.

Spanish Inquistion in the Courtroom is a great one:

Judge : Contempt of court. However, I probably shouldn’t punish you, because we’re so short of judges at the moment, what with all of them emigrating to South Africa. …I’m going tomorrow, I’ve got my ticket. Get out there and get some decent sentencing done. Ooh, England makes you sick! Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It’s hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa! You’ve got your cat of nine tails, you’ve got four death sentences a week, you’ve got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I’m off, I tell you. Yes, I’m up to here with probation and bleeding psychiatric reports. That’s it, I’m off. That’s it. Right! Well, I’m going to have one final fling before I leave, so… I sentence you to be burnt at the stake.

Judge Kilbraken : Blimey! I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.

(Court reacts expectantly. Nothing happens.)

(Cut to suburban house. The three members of the Spanish Inquisition suddenly bolt out of the door and down the path. Dick Barton music. Cut to them leaping onto a bus.)

Ximinez : Two, er, three for the Old Bailey please.

(Credits start superimposed.)

Biggles : Look, they’ve started the credits.

Ximinez : Hurry. Hurry. Hurry.

Biggles : Come on hurry. Hurry!

(We see shots of them coming through London. Credits keep rolling.)

Ximinez : There’s the lighting credit, only five left.

(More credits.)

Ximinez : H**l, it’s the producer - quick!

(They leap off the bus into the Old Bailey. Cut to court room. They burst in, and…)

Ximinez : Nobody expects the Sp…

(CAPTION: ‘THE END’ appears)

…Oh bugger!

*Originally posted by ECarlson *
**The Deja Vu sketch. **

The Deja Vu sketch.

Don’t worry. You will get it in a minute.

-dave

One of the all time funniest scence in movie history. And I love Terry Gilliam’s animation(“It’s the dreaded beast of Ahhhhhhh…!”).
I would hope none of our animators suffer a massive heart attack in the middle of a scene but it might be fun to have a rampaging animated dragon terrorizing the Site. hmmmmmmm…
Either I’m having a stroke or I feel the sudden rush of inspiration comming upon me…

Nih:p