Finish the Sentence II

I told you it was coming back… it’s “Finish the sentence”, part II! You know how the rules go… continue the sentence from the person in front of you, and we’ll see how the story goes!

Here it comes:

Yesterday, I was in the park, and…

i thought of a new robot design when i realized…

it is only October.

we should lock this thread and all go and get a Mac.

The End

Man, Krass, you posted right before me. Oh well.

D.J. waits for this thread to be closed, but not before he tosses a mac’n’trash off of a roof.

Meanwhile back at the electronics store…

I bought electronics.

I was there to buy…

Birds.

But not any type of BIRDs. These were the latest and greatest Big Irresistible Radar Detectors, the coolest thing on the electronics market.

You see, the reason I needed these BIRDS was because my mother asked me to …

stop getting caught going to fast on the highways by the police. so…

I went faster than the speed of light. That way, they would still see me speeding but I would be ahead of the image of my car so they could never catch me.

and, since i was going the speed of light i didn’t age, which means i could…

actually have time to test a robot in the six weeks before shipping, but…

My car broke down so I could no longer go the speed of light.

I was really bummed, so I decided to…

visit the Krispy Kreme King!

but my feet stuck to the floor, as I passed over the threshold…