…Segway’s R’ Us and bought myself a fancy deluxe edition Segway which included three cupholders and…
a candy dispenser. I thought this was so cool that i …
…didnt even notice the CD player and
… ended up walking away from it and…
…Big Mike stole it and Segway-ed away at which point Woodie Flowers stopped him and said…
… where did you get the segway ? I thought …
to myself, "He’s probably part of the conspiracy of the
[ubiquitous robot attacks](ubiquitous robot attacks) " so I…
…turned around and headed towards the door. Unfortunately as soon as I reached the door…
Cheryl, your “ubiquitous robot attacts” link isn’t working. 
three large mechanical security robots smashed the door in and said…
…“What do you think you’re doing?”. So I turned around, only to see…
…Bessie, the family cow. I the realized I was still…
…riding the segway, so I swerved and almost hit…
…an inflatable clown. I began to wonder why the heck those where there, until…
…I realized this was more of a FIRST circus than a competition. I steered the Segway towards the opposite side of the arena hoping to…
…find the “Amazing Sphere of Death” and show up all those dirtbikers by…
spinning off into space, landing on mars and…
taking samples of rocks but the NASA mission…
…had already been successful, thanks to…
…all the work NASA had done. So I…