Finish the Sentence IV!

It’s been a while since the last one of these, so I thought I’d bring it around for a fourth time. The rules are simple. The person ahead of you leaves a sentence unfinished. You either finish that sentence and start a new one, or just continue the sentence and leave it unfinished for someone else. So, here goes:

I was crossing the street on my Segway when…

(Can I resist the urge? CAN I?!.. No :p)

… suddenly, I saw a strange little creature that…

…looked at me with it’s three big, yellow eyes and…

…started snarling which…

…made a really loud noise that…

…people in china could hear, but because…

…of the hole in the ozone layer, …

…all the sound left Earth and…

…shook a UFO out of the sky that…

…plummeted down to Roswell New Mexico and when it was found by…

…Dean Kamen, he invented the…

whole thing but wasn’t aware that it was his, at FIRST

… headquarters back in New Hampshire, for the time being, chaos was being unleashed as…

smiley faces were running amok :ahh: :slight_smile: :smiley: :eek: much to the surprise of

woody flowers, each one of them knew who he was and asked…

if everyone could have a sweet name like “woody flowers”, to which he replied

“No, only I can, because…”

Im special, only those who are…

professors at MIT and have grey ponytails can…

be called Woddy Flowers…therfor…