FIRST Power Up Limericks

A team from Nantucket explained
Their autonomous could not be tamed
Their PID loops unlaced
No power cubes were placed
Resulting in no RPs gained

From lifts powered by nylon rope,
To shooter bots, envied by most;
Soon after each game,
All fans would exclaim,
This sht is motherfcking dope!

Everyone rejected Swerve
And said it had a Learning Curve
But some stayed true
Their banners all blue
And Swerve kicked the rest to the curb

(ready for 2019 to be regolith…)

Marietta team one thousand two
Had a problem with their gyro too
The programming team tried
But a ref almost died
When he was hit by a power cube
:yikes:

A championship split in two
Nothing that we could do
Now east can’t see west
We debate which side’s best
But to me, it’s black and blue (poofs)

“You know, a switchbot looks fun.”
First hours, our strategy done.
We didn’t predict
so few low bots got picked
but hey, we had a good run.

Same same same same same same same same,
Same same same same same same same same,
Same same same, same same -
Same same same, same same;
Same same same, same same same, same same!