"Game?! This was never meant to be a game!!"

Yes, this is a phrase from a popular cult film whose remake is about to be released and is applicable to this year’s game. Since I am the son of the famous Carknack, I am treading on thin ice here for predictions about this year’s game, but here it goes:

  1. At least one physical altercation will develop between contestants.

  2. The National Championship will be decided by a referee’s decision.

  3. Balls will not be a factor in the eliminations at most Regionals and for sure the Nationals.

  4. At least 20% of teams at the nationals will not answer the bell or be fully functional for at least one of their matches.

  5. This year’s carpet repair crew will be working Big Time.

In conclusion, maybe we can take a clue from that film and make the game even better; “no time limit, no penalties, no substitutions”

Sincerely,

Brian Beatty

Hmmm
Intresting.

-The Nat’s will be won by two 2-3 goal grabbers and a ball/goal bot.

-There will be a techincal glitch/safety glitch at the Nat’s and the tournament will be delayed a day.

-Two regionals will have a safety breech.

Way before my time…

At least I think.

I hope none of this rings true because it doesn’t sound very promising.