Giraffes

Hello! Long time FIRST mentor, first time poster. I’m looking for an excuse for a first post, so here’s an important question:

If you had a giraffe that you needed to hide, where would you hide it?

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At the Global Wildlife Center.

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Toss one of these bad boys on it. No one will suspect a thing.
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In a gumball machine with the elephants.

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Lying flat on the ground behind this:

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Dark first post…
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Whoa… no no, wrong entry.

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I would hide the giraffe in the elevator shaft where the Big Bang Theory folks live.

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You know they fixed that in the last episode.

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Find a herd of llamas.
Tell the giraffe to duck.
Tell the llamas to aim for the eyes.

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Spoilers!! :joy:

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Thank you all for the great answers! :grin: Feel free to keep them coming!

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Grain Silo

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I would hide the giraffe in the refrigerator, but I’d have to take out the elephant first.

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i just had PTSD with that light!

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I cannot imagine any scenario where, assuming I actually had a giraffe I would feel I needed to hide it. So i would proudly walk it at the park

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Walk it? You wouldn’t ride your Giraffe around town?

I would need to carry a ladder and then it becomes a whole ‘thing’

Hmm… We keep our elephant in the room.

I’d go more modern a disguise it as cell tower. It would be a lot better than those fake tree versions.

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No bueno. Giraffes and elephants would leave totally different footprints in the butter. But maybe you could paint the giraffe’s toenails red and hide it in a cherry tree as you can an elephant. Just don’t go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon either way!

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