Uh, no.
Have you ever broken a window?
Yes, both accidental and intentionally (hey, they spray painted my cat).
Have you ever had a conversation with someone where neither of you spoke the other’s language?
yes sorta…
have you ever glued your fingers together?
Once. Never try to carry a slot-car track together, and if you do, don’t try to super-glue the little hooks back on.
Have you ever flown to a FIRST event?
yes, to Championships in Houston ('03), Atlanta ('04 and '05).
Have you ever performed as a professional clown?
yes
have you ever wonder what ERV is
Yes i have and im still in the dark…
Have you ever heard the banana phone song?
I actually just saw that, and it is hilarious.
Have you ever seen Dean Simmons & the Kamen Brothers live in concert?
Nope
Have you ever been home alone, heard a noise that freaked you out half the nite to find it was just your pet?
yes. its really sad when that happens too cuz I’m kinda afraid of the dark…lol
have you ever seen someone receive (or received yourself) an F+ on a paper?
most of my english class did. 
i got an A
have you ever played go karts on your robot? (we do it yearly before we canabalize to see which year is better. last year had a better turning radius but was much slower).
well we where tinking about that… i bet are old robot would whoop on the new one…
Have you ever gotten so bored that you randomly started to dance?
no
have you ever fallen alseep on top of your keyboard?
almost
Have you ever accidentally run a red light.
Yes, I am very good at bad driving.
Have you ever accidentally left your car running in a parking lot?
A Mercedes, no. . .
Have you ever been to mexico?
no. i don’t travel much other than for robotics of course 
have you ever had a flight at 2am?
No, But I had to get up at 2 am to get ready to catch my flight.
have you ever fell asleep in the sun and got super burnt?
Not that I remember.
Have you ever asked Paul Copioli if he was going to go for a run after a hard day of cometition?
ummmmmmmmmmm… nope…
Have you ever had a nightmare