On my Google home page, I have a lot of boxes set up for daily views. One of the boxes is a few How-To’s. Today’s How-To was to escape from Killer Bees.
There are only 8 tips/steps on how to do this. I think we can add a few more.
Do not play in any MI events
If competing at an event with them, puff smoke around yourself for protection
any more?
Love the article. It forgot though that in Michigan, Bee swarming attacks start in late Feb. to early March. By April they are usually at their most aggresive status.
Enlist the aid of a gorilla. The Killer Bees have trouble winning against gorillas, especially from Spanish-speaking countries.
If possible, hide on the other side of a tall tower. The Bees might get distracted and attempt to elevate themselves on this tower, where they can no longer score points.
14: Throw a soccer ball or 12 in their direction. They will immediately stop chasing you and start chasing the soccer ball, trying to score it. 12 should keep them busy for a couple of minutes.
@Chris: A gorilla won’t do it. Look up the translation of “guerrilla”; you’ll find that it’s “little war”; a soldier would work much better.
Ooh, but you missed my subtle criticism of using wikis as a source of reliable information! Yeah, that’s it. Totally. I meant to do that. 
This may not help as they will follow you all the way to Atlanta!
(If you can’t beat 'em, join 'em)