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Joke: The Blonde is still reading the telegram

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.

Upon leaving, she tells her sister,’‘When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to meet me with the trailer hitched to the back of the pick-up truck so we can haul it home.’’

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she walks to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, ‘‘I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.’’

The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds, ‘‘It’s just 99 cents a word.’’

Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, ‘‘I want you to send her the word, ‘comfortable.’’’

The telegraph operator shakes his head. ''How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, ‘comfortable’?"

The brunette explains, ‘‘My sister’s blonde. She’ll read it slow.’’

If you don’t get it, comfortable = come for the bull. Get it?

That’s even good enough to be worth printing out. Thanks for the laughs.:smiley:

Brilliant! :smiley:

<— impressed…abosolutely astonishing

cricket cricket

next?

Actually, I just found these jokes on the Comedy Central website. Lately it hasn’t been working, Unfortunately.

lol! Yeah, slow people wouldn’t get that right off the bat.

When you hold a Unix shell to your ear, do you hear the C?

Not all of the time.

*Originally posted by monsieurcoffee *
**When you hold a Unix shell to your ear, do you hear the C? **

Only if it’s csh or tcsh… You wouldn’t hear the C if it were a korn shell, would you?

Wait, are you saying that c = sea? :confused: Or are you talking about something else?

*Originally posted by Hailfire *
**Wait, are you saying that c = sea? :confused: Or are you talking about something else? **

http://cbbrowne.com/info/unixshells.html

and

http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/cbook/

Oh, ok, nevermind.

I had a blond read it and she didnt figure it out! :smiley:

Why don’t vultures take suitcases on airplanes?

Because they only bring carrion!

i think thats pretty funny

*Originally posted by MBiddy *
**Why don’t vultures take suitcases on airplanes?

Because they only bring carrion! **

Wouldn’t it make more sense to ask, “Why do vultures never check their luggage on airplanes?”

Does it really matter?

isn’t there some sort of rule about posting jokes on message boards? Can we make one please?
Quick, send this petition to 20 people in your address book and have them sign it. If you do not forward this you will be struck with a rare and deadly illness. For every person you send this to, Microsoft will give you $5.

sorry.

*Originally posted by AmyBeth330 *
**For every person you send this to, Microsoft will give you $5.

sorry. **

After which you will be bound by Licensing 6.0 to upgrade your $5 dollar bill every 3 years, meaning in 3 years you will need to pay for a brand new, crisp $10 bill and $20 after that. Oh, and all bills will remain property of MS, you are only “leasing” them for a short period of time–so make sure they don’t get crumpled!