I need your...quotes and jokes!

[basicxman]

Hey everyone,
im making my brand new site its going to be awesome! anyway im hoping for a random quote or joke to be displayed on each page (just some simple javascript code)

so if anyone has any good quotes or jokes that are appropriate and are made by you please post them, most of them will go on the website, and i will give you credit (i.e. “quote” -basicxman, Chief Delphi)

thanks every1

[ErinF17]

@basicxman

Hey everyone,
im making my brand new site its going to be awesome! anyway im hoping for a random quote or joke to be displayed on each page (just some simple javascript code)

so if anyone has any good quotes or jokes that are appropriate and are made by you please post them, most of them will go on the website, and i will give you credit (i.e. “quote” -basicxman, Chief Delphi)

thanks every1

Two robots walk into a bar. The third goes past and destroys defenses.

[GeeTwo]

This thread was necro’d after 9-1/2 years, and the one joke here is already on a current thread. Quotes are here. More funnies here.

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