I wake up to John V-Neun.

Alright, so I get up this morning. My radio is playing, as it should. But I also hear something coming from my computer.

(For those that don’t know, due to my messy room and lack of space, my monitor is on my bedside table, with the keyboard, mouse, and speakers on my bed. Good thing I’ve got a queen, huh?)

I think it’s some spyware nonsense that I got (It’s windows me…(sigh)) Then I listen closely and turn on my monitor. Turns out I had started Winamp to play that infamous line from Archimedes…

:wink: That’s my closing sound. I was getting sick of Strongbad saying “Its about time. Why don’t you go outside or something? …Nerd.”

But I must admit, my opening sound is better. “Please stand clear of the doors…”

I think I’d be creeped out. I mean he IS JVN. He’s like an entity; he’s everywhere at once, like a presence above us.

But my bedroom is off-limits.

You all scare me.

I dunno, I like the passion for John V Neun here, but the way it;s soundin is pretty perverse.

That would scare the crap out of me if I woke up to that.

Yep.

“The passion for John V Neun”… I don’t even know what to think of that.

Yep. Definitely.

The only people who get to wake up to me are my roommates. They can vouch… I’m not a morning person.

Yeah, I defentally know about that. You are the only ref to ever wake up a couple hours late at IRI… :rolleyes:

:wink:

No insult intended ^^ Just a bit of randomness. Perhaps an odd choice of words…

JVN scares me, but you do too. God knows what super good function you’re going to come up for ChiefDelphi next. It’s scary… maybe one day you’ll create a mind-reading CD… who knows :stuck_out_tongue:

As for John V Neun scaring me… hmm… run to become the President, you have a guaranteed win over Kerry and Bush:p

I’m not a scary guy.

Sorry, my brother is the political one. I just design stuff.

John

My alarm every morning is my dog barging through my door and jumping on my bed but when she jumps on my bed she jumps on me so its quite an unpleasant wake up.

Having given this more thought…
Technically, shouldn’t the thread title be:

“I wake up to Dan Green”

Dan is the man.
Technically he’s the one who’s melodious voice wakes you. I’m just mentioned briefly.

I just noticed this quote was spotlighted by everyone’s favorite pig farmer, Andy Baker, horribly out of context.

Thanks buddy, I owe you one.

Yeah, I tried changing the title of this topic to reflect that correction, but it won’t let me.

BRAAAAAAAAN-DON! (jk)