In the words of.... 11-05-01

Mondays are such a yucky day to go through, especially when it is raining like it is now… but I figured you all could use a little quote on Mondays to read when you got onto the forums, whether it be funny, or inspirational, or whatever else. I thought it might help you through your week, so here is one for today! Enjoy!!!

This one is kinda funny, from the mouth of my extremely crazy, yet extremely bright Physics teacher :slight_smile:

“If it stinks… its Chemistry, If it wiggles… its biology, and if it doesn’t work… It’s Physics.”

I love that quote! I’m at quiz bowl practice right now and this one guy, Mike, saw that quote and actually copied it down to show his Physics teacher. I have to show it to my dad (he teaches Environmental Science and AP Bio).

“Eagles may soar, but Weasels don’t get sucked into intakes”

“The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”

“If at first you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving”

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

“Totally and completely eliminate repetitive redundancy”

Wayne Doenges :cool: