**IRI Krispy Kreme Challenge 2005 …
… to see who has the best legs.
Amanda Morrison** vs Dave Lavery
12 Krispy Kreme Donuts each.
First one done has the best legs.
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I will admit… I wasn’t at my greatest. But I gave it my all.
In the time that it took me to eat 4 1/2 doughnuts, the mysterious neverending Lavery Stomach had consumed a dozen doughnuts, a Twinkie, and a Ding Dong just for spite.
Needless to say, the amount of raw sugar I had had alone was enough to make me have to have a garbage can next to me for most of the day. I literally had to keep going at IRI, ready to ralph. A few times it got bad, and I had to sit down.
When it was all said and done, I forfeited due to my sinuses burning, my gut full, and my knowledge of Dave’s endless tummy renewed. Mr. Lavery, you have won your bet.
“C’mon Amanda, this eating doughnuts, not rocket science.”
“He’s better than me at both!”
Dave is a machine!! He finished that first donut in what 3 bites? LOL Hilarious
wow, and I was just getting ready to eat lunch. Um, maybe I’ll wait a while. Congratulations to Dave, and Amanda, you gave it your best shot!
We expect to see better from you in 2006, Amanda!! 
Better get practicing!
Hahahahahahaha… this was perfect for my morning entertainment. Thanks Brandon. Done a great job on the video.
The video is PIMP.
Amanda: Are you filming this? :ahh:
When will people learn that Dave never takes a bet that he won’t win. :rolleyes:
Wetzel
I must say that watching Dave inhale a dozen donuts is highly entertaining.
Good job Amanda and Dave, thanks for making us laugh.
I feel honored that the caption contest made a cameo appearance in this spectacle.
However, I do think that the physical size difference made a difference in this. Amanda is just not Dave’s size, making this a little bit on par with apples and oranges.
Therefore, I extend an open invitation to Dave for The Capital Clash. I’m willing to put some stakes up–control of Caption Contest #60 (that would be posted the Sunday of the Clash), anyone?
I think that would be hilarious and definitely make things interesting at the clash and i will have my camera ready to record.
this is really funny…i’m so glad we all have humor in this crazy world. i don’t think i could have done that… dave sure can put them down though…
watching amanda’s face go from good to bad was hilarious. then the refs realizing that they were missing the finals was pretty good too.
as a side note…dave had already had lunch right before this contest took place.
Dave Lavery is truly the master Krispey Kreme eater. I applaud Amanda on her efforts, fighting a losing battle.
JT
That’s what happens when you eat small doughnuts. They are real easy to down in 2-3 bites.
I’ll have to bring some Dunkin Donuts to nationals next year and challenge someone with a real healty sized donut eating contest.
What’s it with IRIers liking small food?? First the KK Donuts, and then the White Castle Burgers. You think there was a shortage of food in the midwest the way the food sizes out there are rationed. 
What…an eating contest and I wasn’t invited??! :ahh:
Amanda, maybe you should try Kobyashi’s hot dog strategy and soak the donuts in water first
It works, I assure you. They are nasty, but it it a lot easier. That kind of reminds me of the 6 saltines in 1 minute challenge. A guy on my floor this year has a strategy and he can do it in a minute. He would go two at a time and crunch two in to a ball with his teeth, and then just put them in one side of his mouth and repeat with the other side. Then they would soak up saliva while he worked on the last two. He ended up getting it down and whistling in about 52 seconds.
Krispy Kremes in water?? ewwwww…
Haha congrats Dave, and good going Amanda! Better luck next time 
I think you should up the stakes a little bit, and have to wash the dozen doughnuts down with a 20 oz. of Mountain Dew (talk about a sugar high! :yikes: )
I dunno, though–Dave seems fond of Diet Coke, and I have to rock the Diet Pepsi (as it’s the only way I get my caffeine fix and my doctor stays happy). Perhaps a dozen donuts and a bottle of the diet beverage of the contestant’s choice?
Miss Morrison, you are most gracious in defeat. Well played. You did very well, and with a little off-season work on an appropriate training program, you will be ready for the next IRI Challenge (we will do it again with a quart of milk as a chaser ). (and thanks, Brandon, for the great video!) My only regret is that when I went back for some more Twinkies a little later, they were all gone (Tytus got to them first!).
All Krispy-Kreme-related teasing aside, Amanda did a FANTASTIC job with the talent show and other elements of IRI, and has my complete respect. She may not be able to consume way-too-many pieces of fat-fried dough as quickly as some, but she can organize, align, cajole, prod, and direct a massive group of misfit performers (and judges) better than anyone I know!
-dave
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“You think that this is NOT going on CD??!!”