Kumquats?

Well if you read the 46th post here he mentioned Kumquats and i have some questions

What is a kumquat?
Are they expensive?
What do they taste like?
Can you teach it tricks?
Can it program in PBASIC?
Is it a male or a female?
What does it eat?
Is is a fruit, or a vegtible?
What color is it?
Can it ride a segway?

:smiley: just wondering

Haha…while we were filming a team promo video, one of the guys picked up a kumquat off a tree (I don’t know why, it wasn’t in the script, he’s just random like that), took a bite of it and spit it all out on camera. His face that we caught on tape was classic. Apparently they don’t taste that good.

*Originally posted by Trashed20 *
**Well if you read the 46th post here he mentioned Kumquats and i have some questions

What is a kumquat?
Are they expensive?
What do they taste like?
Can you teach it tricks?
Can it program in PBASIC?
Is it a male or a female?
What does it eat?
Is is a fruit, or a vegtible?
What color is it?
Can it ride a segway?

:smiley: just wondering **

The Dictionary definition of kumquat.

It is a friut, a member of the citrus family.
It eats your yard.
Its orange.
You can shape and teach the tree how to grow.
It can sit on a Segway.
It can not program in PBASIC.

Wetzel

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It can only program ASM. :slight_smile:

*Originally posted by evulish *
**It can only program ASM. :slight_smile: **

That’d be KQT ASM (as opposed to X86 or PPC).

And…

Originally posted by Doanie8
Haha…while we were filming a team promo video, one of the guys picked up a kumquat off a tree (I don’t know why, it wasn’t in the script, he’s just random like that), took a bite of it and spit it all out on camera. His face that we caught on tape was classic. Apparently they don’t taste that good.

The actual fruit of the kumquat tastes horrible. It’s much too sour to be considered a good snack. However, the skin of the kumquat is just moderately sour, and has a good citrus-y flavor.

Kumquats are good…I love them…but you have to like sour things to like them…

You people are horrible.

*Originally posted by jon *
**You people are horrible. **

that hurts… oww… the pain…:frowning:

*Originally posted by jon *
**You people are horrible. **

tear
But…but…
oh…
nevermind… :stuck_out_tongue:

can they be found everywhere, or just in certain locations?

*Originally posted by weedie *
**can they be found everywhere, or just in certain locations? **

Since they are a winter fruit, you should be able to find them all around america during those months…

*Originally posted by FotoPlasma *
**
That’d be KQT ASM (as opposed to X86 or PPC).
**

I’ve heard rumors about gcc 3.0 working with it. That, of course, means that Debian will run on it. :smiley:

*Originally posted by evulish *
**I’ve heard rumors about gcc 3.0 working with it. That, of course, means that Debian will run on it. :smiley: **

YAY! Does that mean Debian works on 12 different archs now?
i386, alpha, ppc, arm, hp pa-risc, ia-64, 68k, mips, mips dec, s/390, sparc… and now Kumquat?!

The world keeps getting stranger and stranger…

Overclocking Kumquats is bad. :slight_smile:

*Originally posted by evulish *
**Overclocking Kumquats is bad. :slight_smile: **

well you would need a fan or something of that nature cause otherwise it would cook itself :slight_smile:

*Originally posted by jon *
**You people are horrible. **

yep :slight_smile:

I wonder if a Kumquat has an AGP slot. How man MHz would an overclocked Kumquat run at?

*Originally posted by jon *
** You people are horrible. **

We love you too, Jon.
:smiley:

*Originally posted by MBiddy *
**I wonder if a Kumquat has an AGP slot. How man MHz would an overclocked Kumquat run at? **

Dude, an OCed Kumquat can run at 32THz… with proper cooling…
And they already use Intel’s next standard graphics fenegeler slot…