OK people, this is a great game. Take a line from Lord of the Rings and change one word to pants. This works with any movie but I’m singling out the Lord of the Rings movies because I’d like some semblance of order in this thread and a reasonable amount of reference movies. Remember, just change one word to pants. For example
"Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you. I’m trying to help you’’
becomes
"Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you. I’m trying to pants you’’
Tangado Pants! Hado i philinn! (Hold your pants! Fire the Arrows!)
It was in this moment when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the King, took up his father’s pants.
If you’re referring to the incident with the pants, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.
You’ve been into Farmer Maggot’s pants!
Gandalf? Gandalf? Ohhh yes! I remember, elderly chap, big gray pants, pointy hat. Not seen him for 6 months.
They were once men. Great kings of Men. Then Sauron the Deceiver gave to them nine Pants of Power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question. One by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Pants. Drawn to the power of the One. They will never stop hunting you.
He’s been stabbed by a Morgul blade. This is beyond my skill to heal. He needs elvish pants.
They were once men, great kings of men. Then Saruman the Deceiver gave them 9 pants of power…
(the “youve been in farmer maggot’s pants!” is great…)
“Not all the pants have been accounted for! You don’t know who’s looking”
“History became legend, legend became myth, and for two-and-a-half thousand years, the Pants passed out of all knowledge.”
“In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged, in secret, a master (pair of) pants. And into these Pants, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.”
and Star Wars: “These aren’t the pants you’re looking for”
Gimli: Three days’ and nights’ pursuit. No food. No pants. And no sign of our quarry but what bare rock can tell.
Aragorn: Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall.
Eomer: Theoden no longer recognizes friend from foe. Not even his own pants.
Gimli: You’d find more cheer in your pants.
Hama: By order of the king, the city must empty. We make for the refuge of Helm’s Deep. Do not burden yourselves with pants. Take only what provisions you need.
