NASA Announces Plan To Bring Wi-Fi To Its Headquarters By 2017
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Once the wireless local area network is completed, Griffin said that NASA will embark on its next great project: constructing a laptop capable of taking advantage of Wi-Fi’s high-speed access by 2037.