Granted… but a massive nuclear war sends out EMP’s that totally wreck every single computer on the planet (including Google 
)
I wish that I could pry myself away from CD… It’s affecting my grades negatively!
Granted, your grades fall so low your parents and firends take everything electronic away from you.
I wish it were Kickoff today.
Granted. The power systems in DC just took a hit. Won’t be back up until Saturday.
I wish C++ was easier to remember.
Granted, but you have memorized so much C++ that the robot is required to be programmed in A-- (attempted spin-off of C++ name). good luck learning a new language with one jammed in your brain already.
I wish I wasn’t bored.
Granted. There is an abundance of things going, so you are completely overwhelmed.
I wish that someone will corrupt this wish.
granted, your wish turns into something wonderful and you love it, then someone takes that wish and stomps on it!
i wish i could get from place to place using a portal.
Granted, but your portal takes you to the suface of the sun and you get killed instantly.
I wish my radio wasn’t from the 1980s (so hard to get hockey on it sadface)
Granted, but it is now from 2140, and will not be able to operate on any channels for the next 100 years.
I wish there were 40 hours in a day.
Granted… but this will only happen after billions of years. And before long (astronomically speaking) everyone alive today will die.
I wish that I could possibly get to bed at a reasonable time tomorrow, and then get up at 7 A.M. to get ready for Kickoff.
Granted. You get up at 7:00AM Hawaii time and miss the whole thing.
I wish that people would look at past fields before trying their hands at Hint #2.
Granted. I did.
I wish everyone I want to meet in FIRST this year changed their plans to go to the Wisconsin remote kickoff for some reason, it would make life way easier.
Granted, but now you are the manager of a combination pizza hut/taco bell. You don’t have time to talk to anyone, because you’ll be so busy. 
I wish I was better at CAD.
Granted. But now that’s all you can do. All your friends leave you because they can’t stand the random information that you tell them of CAD. Now you grow up alone, and without a cat too.
I wish that I didn’t have to shovel the driveway today. (We got a snowday! 
)
Granted. You must now manually shovel all of the streets in your state by hand, with a small spoon. (By the way, congrats on the snow day. We only got a two hour delay. >.<)
I wish I had an SSD to boot from on my computer.
granted, but you have to use a mail in rebate to get it. and it is repayed to you completely in pennies.
I wish I had a life
Granted. On mario, you find a 1-up.
I wish that this was the uncorruptable wish. (and trust me, I know that you’re not supposed to avoid it-I’ve seen it happen before)
Granted…BUT…now that the corrupt-a-wish game has ended those of us who play to relieve stress go postal and decide to actually do to the cRio all the things they claim it can withstand including dropping it from a 6 story building and welding it to the frame of the bot just before we drop it in the pool to test for the underwater game we all ‘know’ is coming!..Congratulations everyone now needs a new cRio…::ouch::
I wish…for more wishses…
Granted, but you get those wishes from the genie from Aladdin, who, because he’s blue and has pointy ears, becomes your Avatar, who causes mayhem amongst the natives and causes them to kill you and your avatar. :yikes:
I wish I could finish a novel. 
Granted, you finish the novel but it turns out that it’s so terrible people start riots around the world and try to hunt you down and cut off your hands so you can never write again.
I wish for world peace
Granted but you and everyone else would be dead because thats the only way to get world peace.
I wish that i could fly