Dont trust what I say intil the season starts. My dad, the infamous Dave Lavery, will probably use me for misinformation about the upcoming game, so Im jsut giving every1 a fair warning. Ill post it anyway, because you never know what might be useful or true.
~Lilā Lavery
Soooo
by saying we cant trust what you post
is that misinformation
?!
ssssh!
Youāre not suppost to tell them.
There is a lilā Lavery~?!?!?!?!?!
0_o
May God have mercy on all of usā¦
-_-!!!
*Originally posted by Ken L *
**There is a lilā Lavery~?!?!?!?!?!0_o
May God have mercy on all of usā¦
-_-!!! **
This just in: The latest NASA research vessel has just crashed into Palo Alto, California. Reports of damage and injuries are still coming in, but it is believed that Ken Leung, long time participant in the FIRST Robotics Competition, was the only fatality.
*Originally posted by FotoPlasma *
**This just in: The latest NASA research vessel has just crashed into Palo Alto, California. Reports of damage and injuries are still coming in, but it is believed that Ken Leung, long time participant in the FIRST Robotics Competition, was the only fatality. **
NOOOO!!! Not KEN!! !Eeeekā¦ sucks for the research vessel too
*Originally posted by Ken L *
**There is a lilā Lavery~?!?!?!?!?!0_o
May God have mercy on all of usā¦
-_-!!! **
Mercy on us? Heās the one who has Dave as a dad.
George
P.S. Jokeing aside, how cool would it be to have Dave as a dad?
P.P.S. In case this gets to my dad somehow, Iād like him to know I still love him!! (but not quite as much as Fluffy)
*Originally posted by KenWittlief *
**Sooooby saying we cant trust what you post
is that misinformation
?! **
One would also have to wonder if, by admitting that we canāt trust his post regarding misinformation, he knew we would all have to then question whether it was the original post that was false, or the post was correct but the original information behind the post was false.
Then, of course knowing that if I told him something even accidentally that it might end up on this board, I might tell him that everything I might say in the future would be false. Knowing that, he might want to give you a warning that anything I were to let slip, and he were to pass on, would be suspect. I could use that to ensure that everything I said would not be believed, and therefore not passed on. Or if it were passed on it would automatically be interpreted as misinformation, and everyone would assume the inverse was actually true. But knowing that, I could intentionally tell him misinformation, knowing that it would be interpreted as misinformation by him and inverted, and he would then unintentionally post the truth, which would be interpreted as misinformation and - knowing it was misinformation - the inverse (which was actually the inverted truth) would then be revealed to everyone. But since you now know that is possible, I would never do that. But I could just tell him misinformation, and he wold interpret it as such, and then post the truth, but everyone else would think that is was inverted truth and not believe it but believe the inverse. So then they would actually be believing the truth. But we already know that I would never leak out anything true, and since I know the potential for the above scenario, I would never let it happen, so everything that I would tell him would have to be real information only, which would then be interpreted as misinformation, inverted by him and posted as real information, misinterpreted as misinformation by you and inverted to be believed as real information, but since you know I would never reveal real information it would then be believed to be misinformation and inverted again into actual misinformation and incorrectly believed to be real information. Or not.
How do you know that he is really even one of my kids anyway?
-dave (just wanted to see if I could make Wetzelās brain explode again)
I am just reminded of the following exchange from The Princess Bride:
MAN IN BLACK: All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead.
VIZZINI: But itās so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemyās? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. Iām not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
MAN IN BLACK: Youāve made your decision then?
VIZZINI: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
MAN IN BLACK: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
VIZZINI: Wait till I get going! Where was I?
MAN IN BLACK: Australia.
VIZZINI: Yes ā Australia, and you must have suspected I would have known the powderās origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
MAN IN BLACK: Youāre just stalling now.
VIZZINI: Youād like to think that, wouldnāt you? Youāve beaten my giant, which means youāre exceptionally strong. So, you could have put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, youāve also bested my Spaniard which means you must have studied. And in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
MAN IN BLACK: Youāre trying to trick me into giving away something ā it wonāt work ā
VIZZINI: It has worked ā youāve given everything away ā I know where the poison is.
MAN IN BLACK: Then make your choice.
VIZZINI: I will. And I choose ā Wait! ā what in the world can that be?
MAN IN BLACK: What? Where? I donāt see anything.
VIZZINI: Oh, well, I-I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.
MAN IN BLACK: Whatās so funny?
VIZZINI: Iāll tell you in a minute. First, letās drink ā me from my glass, and you from yours.
MAN IN BLACK: You guessed wrong.
VIZZINI: You only think I guessed wrong - thatās whatās so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned. You fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is āNever get involved in a land war in Asia.ā But only slightly less well known is this: āNever go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.ā
Vizzini laughs and roars and cackles and whoops and is in all ways quite cheery until he falls over dead.
*Originally posted by dlavery *
(just wanted to see if I could make Wetzelās brain explode again)
I think my brainās about ready to explode after reading thatā¦
Anyone notice how āLilā Laveryā doesnāt have a first name yet? 
Whewā¦ thought I was in trouble there for a second! Not that I have done anything or have anything planned to be in trouble forā¦ not meā¦
Heidi
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. ā Woody Allen
*Originally posted by IMDWalrus *
**I think my brainās about ready to explode after reading thatā¦Anyone notice how āLilā Laveryā doesnāt have a first name yet?
No. As a freshman he has yet to earn a firstname.
Wetzel
*Originally posted by FotoPlasma *
**This just in: The latest NASA research vessel has just crashed into Palo Alto, California. Reports of damage and injuries are still coming in, but it is believed that Ken Leung, long time participant in the FIRST Robotics Competition, was the only fatality. **
You know, when I worked at APL, I always joked that the TIMED folks were going to get fed up with us (the Satellite Tracking Facility) and deorbit it directly into our building.
Matt
*Originally posted by dlavery *
**One would also have to wonder if, by admitting that we canāt trust his post regarding misinformation, he knew we would all have to then question whether it was the original post that was false, or the post was correct but the original information behind the post was false.
blahā¦ blahā¦ blahā¦ blahā¦How do you know that he is really even one of my kids anyway?
-dave (just wanted to see if I could make Wetzelās brain explode again)
blahā¦ blahā¦ blahā¦ blahā¦
Vizzini laughs and roars and cackles and whoops and is in all ways quite cheery until he falls over dead. **
ā¦ looks like somebody had too must coffee and Krispy Kreme this morning. (ouchā¦ this post was painful to read and to follow)
:yikes:
*Originally posted by Lilā Lavery *
**Dont trust what I say intil the season starts. My dad, the infamous Dave Lavery, will probably use me for misinformation about the upcoming game, so Im jsut giving every1 a fair warning. Ill post it anyway, because you never know what might be useful or true.
~Lilā Lavery **
I just finished reading most of āLilā Laveryā posting on CD and they are written with a strange sense of maturenessā¦and humor that is just likeā¦
I wonderā¦ is it because āLil Laveryā is Daveās real son or ā¦
noooo canāt beā¦ but maybeā¦
:ahh:
(I just scared myself, better get off the streetā¦)
:D;)
Thank you Daveā¦ I donāt know if your post made me smarter or dumber. 
*Originally posted by Erin Rapacki *
**Thank you Daveā¦ I donāt know if your post made me smarter or dumber.**
[snif](wiping a tear from my eye) thank you, I think that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!
My work here is doneā¦
-dave
hey, I just reallized that Mini-Me called me āinfamous.ā Should I read anything into that?
*Originally posted by dlavery *
**
hey, I just reallized that Mini-Me called me āinfamous.ā Should I read anything into that? **
Dave, for some reason, i dont see you sporting āQuzi-Futuristic Clothingā, being bald, holding your pinky to your lower lip, or plotting to take over the worldā¦
but in the off chance you areā¦ who is austin powers:pā¦ realizes he gave someone a photoshop idea
*Originally posted by IMDWalrus *
I think my brainās about ready to explode after reading thatā¦
Mine did. Lol, wow, im so confused now. I think Iām just going to crawl up into a shell.
*Originally posted by āBig Mikeā *
**realizes he gave someone a photoshop idea **
Would that someone be me? I would never photoshop something like that! However, Paint Shop Proā¦
But I had to keep the hairā¦ or no one would recognize himā¦ and I couldnāt pick on Lilā Lavery, heās one of my best volunteers for outreach!
Heidi
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Thank you. I needed a good laugh being up this late. One day I hope Iām infamous enough to get my face pasted over a famous characterās. Go Dave:)