This is a game where one person posts a quote from a movie. The next person posts a response to that quote that pretty much responds to the previous quote. (It doesn’t have to be from the same movie. It can be a quote from another movie.) I’ll start.
“We must convince the Commerce Guild and the Corporate Alliance to sign the treaty.”
(start with a better quote)
You’re mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberry
That last one is from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy grail.
“Who else is gonna do it? You?”
Toss me…don’t tell the elf!
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From Chasing Amy, at the comic book convention… By far the funniest opening for a movie ever!
Hooper X: Now. Vader, he’s a spiritual brother, down with the force and all that good stuff. Then this white Skywalker gets his hands on a lightsaber, and the boy decides HE’S gonna run the whole freaking universe! Gets a whole KLAN of whites together and they go bust up Vader’s hood, the Death Star! Now what the freak do you call that?
no it was from Two Towers at the battle of Helms Deep, Gimli to Aragorn
“Solar winds will be caught…”
or
“It is not our ablities that show who we truely are, it is our choices” --my senior quote btw 
Hermione
Wakezero, your supposed to put the quote in and not say where it is from, thats the point of the thread, to guess where the quote is from, mind you its a great quote and yes VERY VERY edited, but still an awsome movie.
Rurouni, Your quote sounds fairly reminescent of a scene in Exective Decision
Hmm A quote…
“In nomine patrie, et fili et spiritu sancti”
BOONDOCK SAINTS!
Only the BEST movie ever. Who can resist drunken Irish killing movies? ARGH I love that movie.
Here’s one showing my age (I suppose) -
“Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe every night?”
Breakfast Club
“I’m a damaged person. I’m letting you know ahead of time because damaged people are dangerous. We already know we can survive.”
Easy one: “Ill be back.”
Terminator
Or was it that other one Running Man or something like that? the one were he is running away form the crazy dudes on motorcycles…
“10:15… Press Return”
Pi
“I have GOT to get me one of those!”
Men in Black
“My finger points”
so much for the rules…well as soon as everyone gets on track I’ll be back…
“Oh, Johnny, I apologize I’d forgotten you were there. You may go.”
Tombstone
“Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.”
I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it’s time to erase that mistake.
“If his man pulls a knife, your man pulls a gun. If he sends one of your guys to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. THATS the Chicago way.”