Movie quotes


oh ok…

“1,500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.”



“you’re life is going to be difficult”
hint: this movie released this past november


Bohemian Rhapsody

“I admit it’s fatally dangerous, but I’d get to fly around like Iron Man.”


the martian

“sometimes, dead is better”


i’ll give you a hint: its based on a Stephen King book


We love Pet Sematary

“If I’m doing a fake movie, it’s gonna be a fake hit.”



"fair is foul and foul is fair’
technically not a movie but it has several movie versions




“How was I to know they’d have a can of shark-repellent Batspray handy?”




“I’m not in the business. I am the business”


yes! (the original batman)

Blade Runner!

“The price of freedom’s high. Always has been. It’s a price I’m willing to pay.”


Steve Rogers - Captain America - Winter Soldier

Who made that man a gunner?


Spaceballs The Movie; Dark Helmet to Colonel Sanderz about [redacted as inappropriate for children].

“You’d think they’d never done this before.”
Hint as it’s been over a day: I think this one is still in theaters. Check your umbrella.


Its gotta be Mary Poppins Returns

“life isn’t fair, it’s just fairer than death, that’s all.”


@rozy7 princess bride?

“I ain’t drawing no straws, I’m for killing that goddamn thing right now.”


Either Alien or The Thing, pretty sure alien

“Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn’t possibly all have good taste.”


alien is correct


When Harry Met Sally?

“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.”


The Godfather?

“Welcome…to the desert of the real.”


The Matrix?

“Its Over… (name goes here), I have the high ground.”


the revenge of the sith

“you’ll float too!”