New three word story

The old three word story thread is getting kind of wierd, so I started this one.
You know the rules. I’ll start.

There once was

a very dedicated…

piece of cheese

that stole a

mouse. this was

a very peculiar

specimen because it

had no head.

Because it couldn’t

see at all,

it ran into

a hungry cat

that reached with

it’s uber-long tongue.

It’s tongue can

stop speeding bullets

but not a(n)

large truck or

small stinging bees

. however, it could