The old three word story thread is getting kind of wierd, so I started this one.
You know the rules. I’ll start.
There once was
a very dedicated…
piece of cheese
that stole a
mouse. this was
a very peculiar
specimen because it
had no head.
Because it couldn’t
see at all,
it ran into
a hungry cat
that reached with
it’s uber-long tongue.
It’s tongue can
stop speeding bullets
but not a(n)
large truck or
small stinging bees
. however, it could