Is anybody on chiefdelphi a ninja??? I sure am and I should hope that there are some othere ninja’s here too. Regardless, everyone needs to go to http://www.realultimatepower.net .
I’m super sweet like a ninja. 
I’m a mammal. Does that count?
I sure hope whoever made that website did it as a joke…
in a wwI game i played at school i sent some troops to learn the way of the ninja. They finished their training and they assassinated the president o’ USA, Prime minister o’ brittan n’ the head person of france. I was germany if u havn’t guessed already…
*Originally posted by Jeff Waegelin *
**I sure hope whoever made that website did it as a joke… **
Even if he didn’t, it’s still very funny. Some of his hatemail is hillarious because people get so mad at him for making a comical website about Ninja.
Lighten up people! Or get so pumped that you kick your mom right in the face 
if u want cool ninja action, watch naruto…it’s an anime but it’s pretty good
NINJA MONKIES!!! :yikes:
1.Ninja theory
as you commonly see in movies, a large force of ninjas is often defeated by a small, unskilled, pitiful force of “good guys”. While contrary to modern military tactics, the large ninja task force is almost always routed. but, if a single ninja attcks, then the the “good guys” usually have a hard time defeating it.
this has prompted “inverse ninja theory”
basicaly the theory stetes that the effectiveness of ninja(s) is an inverse proportion to the number of ninjas present. some sort of mystical ninja “force” that all ninjas can tap into. and, like any power source , energy is going to be strained depending on the number of souces draining off of it.
therefore the ninja “force” is devided equally between all ninjas
this is also accountable for the phenomenon of ninjas getting harder and harder to kill as the battle wears on(less ninjas to drain “force”)
2.Naruto is awesome
an awesome blend of story and spectacular fights
the sad thing is that i dont think it is a joke. this clan that runs the website get into quite a few newspaper articles for havoc by ninja
I RAISE YOU A DOLLAH!
oh crap! thats almost as good as ninjas!!
OMG, thats awesome. Some kids here that are EE’s were laughing for 5 mintues about that. awesomeness. I so wanna flip out and kick my mom in the face with a matlab book now. hehehe
i know that two of my friends are ninja…
EE ninjas? of doom? hrhhhrmr?
cackles evil like n stuff
mwuhahahahahahaha!!!
Fact:
EEs > Ninjas
Obviously, this is undisputable. 
i’m a ninja, not the custom name “MASTER NINJA OF THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!”
another cool site you see is http://www.ninjaburger.com
o yah, go to http://www.tigerstrike.com. this is where i get ALL of my ninja supplies. uniforms, bokkens, grappling hooks etc.
I like the Ninja Christmas Ornaments. No Ninja Christmas is complete without them! I have a store near me the sells fireworks AND ninja supplies.
Wow, that has inspired me to open my own fireworks/ninja supplies store 