I got bored so i took an old sign i had and taped some paper over it. i printed “baker” in all caps and just taped it on.
My platform:
A 1/4 pound of bacon in every frying pan.
(btw… Stephen, your cat-bell skills are most impressive.)
AB
We couldn’t get Andy to run for office last night so good luck.
Looks like he was holding out for a paid position.
Can’t say I blame him.
Daily? Weekly? Yearly? I only ask because of xkcd’s take on bacon. In my case, that vertical dashed line came later in life. :o
He would have my vote!
he has my vote too
and thank you andy… i continue to beat (inanimate) cats with drum sticks
That’s my kind of campaign promise!
Andy gets my vote !!! 
Exploding or regular type?
i hope exploding
http://homepage.mac.com/kennyneal/jei/050428pressbutton.jpg
we should see automated bacon machines popping up everywhere. you will press the button and receive bacon, its that easy.
http://a3.vox.com/6a00cdf3a8c8b2cb8f00e398d7fc1b0002-500pi
no exceptions!
With Baker as president, we could be sure that turkeys would be a thing of the past at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/imagesbacon-o.jpg
btw that is a sign running for senate not president
rtfgnow, that’s amazing. acdc, that’s disgusting. [/vegetarianism]
SHHHHHH! If you tell them that, we’ll NEVER get our bacon (exploding or non-exploding)!
http://schlicken.blogsome.com/images/diet_coke_bacon.jpg
Sorry, but I found this. This bacon obsession may have gone too far.
If we put Mentos in it, then it could be exploding.
hmm… i could see that
they would argue about how to escape the can… eventually they would get so angry they all exploded.
but mcmaster doesnt sell cans that big… i think we could use some aluminum sheeting, we must test this theory!
I love bacon(and AB, so I guess when I turn 18, I’ll vote!!)
Yes, but what’s Baker’s stance on health care? Is the bacon included??? :yikes:
energy crisis? meat cars… (kingdom of loathing fans should be laughing)