“Refereeing is almost as hard as wrestling pigs, and definitely harder than wrestling Morrella.”
“Maybe if I forced KenL to sleep at night he might not nap during the competition…”
I wish I had been able to go to IRI. Hopefully next year will be the year for me…
-Bill
Flagging is very flagging indeed! 
I wish I had some caffeine water :ahh:
I’m tired of discussing scores. No, I won’t change my mind! :yikes:
“Ugg, too much running around while refing, I think I’m gonna be sick!”
And much harder than proving him wrong, but much easier than understanding how hes an english teacher. 
Love that picture.
+edit+
If he gets tired from being a ref, whats survivor gonna do to him?!? :yikes:
“Wait. Now do I look like one?” or, “What?* October* 31st?”
“Listen, kid. As a an official, it’s my job to make my rulings fair and impartial, so I–whoa, are those all the same denomination?”
“I still can’t believe those California guys did that skit at the talent show. Ugh, I’m gonna be sick just thinking about it!”
“I am JVN”
“Oops… you broke it…”
“Uggh, I think I had one too many Chilly Cow”
“SHAAARRRRRRRRRRROOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!”
‘Andy Baker activate red laser eyes!’
“This is who is teaching your children, … if you are lucky” 
or
“The best and brightest, paving the way to a better? future”
I was gonna say that!
“Man, I can see where Viper is coming from - Amanda the Robot is one sexy machine!”
“Dan…buddy…seriously…use some deodorant!”