Just out of curiosity, Jane (since I couldn’t make it…darn SAT II’s), what exactly was in each of those monstrosities?
Too bad you couldn’t put Poi in it like you guys wanted.
Oh well -
A-hem:
- various flavors of ice cream
- Red Hots (the candy) - we put a few down through a hole we made in the ice cream
- then a stick of beef jerky filled that hole
- then 1/2 of a hard-boiled egg was put over the jerky to make it look like an eyeball.
- hot peppers - which were supposed to look like tears. At least that is what my ‘bosses’ told me.
- B B Q sauce - which was supposed to be ‘sprinkled’ - so spoke Mrs. C. But in actuality - drizzle/pour comes more to mind.
- whipping cream finished it off - which hid the eyeball effect and made everything all the more - ewww.
So there you have it. At one point, I took off my plastic gloves to go find a marker and returned, putting them on wrong side out - so that all that awful goo was inside the gloves sliming my fingers as I worked. Great use of gloves, eh? 
The best part was the announcement that my bosses would practice while they constructed the sundaes. I must have heard: muhwuahahahahaha - a hundred times - in very evil laughs.
It was great.