Anyone know of any good programming jokes?
One I came up with is: Before I start writing any code, I think “what would Al Gore do?” So then I write an algorithm.
Any others? Lay em on me!
“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.”
- Bjarne Stroustrup
How many programmers does it take to screw in an LED light bulb?
None, it’s a hardward problem.
What’s the programmer’s #1 justification for wasting time on Chief Delphi?
“Code’s Compiling.”
What’s an FRC programmer’s favorite breakfast food?
Crios.
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=55817&highlight=Programming+jokes
(It’s locked, but has some funny ones if you’re interested…)
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
A program is never done, until the programmer dies.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compiling.png](xkcd: Compiling)
and I’m sure any xkcd comic fits into this thread pretty well…
Programmer1: You know what’s a good a programming joke?
Programmer2: You.
How is a programmer like a hairdresser?
You tell them what you want, and they give you what they think you would have wanted if you knew what the heck you were talking about.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who know binary, those who don’t, and those who confuse it with ternary.
All bases are base 10.
Could you explain this?
10 (ternary) = 3 (decimal)
Java: write once, run no where.
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”
Safety adviser: “Programmer, you need to wear safety glasses when you’re working on the robot!”
Me: waves hand “Oh it’s all right, I’m wearing safety contacts”
Is your robot over weight…
Yes…
Well take some code out…
Sorry… Dropped off my radar. plnyyanks basically covered it… 
Another one I think I may have seen in someone’s sig:
float getRandom(){
return 3;
}
…but I thought that RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.