Quarantine Quotes

Hi guys, so we have our build season quotes thread, however I have seen some equally ludicrous quotes since quarantine started. So why not have a thread for it.

“why is your cat shedding? i just licked my shirt and got a mouthful or fur!”

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In 8 weeks, 88% of blonde people will disappear.

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The people who ignore driving rules all seem to be ignoring isolation rules.

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God I miss eating meat.

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Edit: it’s better with sound.

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“Hey _______, I think you’re on mute.”

“Is this thing on? Is this thing on?!?!”

“Wow, this is so cool! I can see you!!”

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“I don’t like sand; it’s rough and course and irritating, and it gets everywhere” CAD Lead, Programming Co-Lead
“Are you talking about sand, or children?” His father, also programming mentor.

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Me: Yay, [one of our mentors] wants me to help with CAD training!
Programming mentor: I’m glad you have something to do. I sure he’s not just trying to keep you busy so you don’t design a death ray or something…

Me: if you had a robot bull, what would you name him?
Mentor: that is so not something I am qualified to answer.

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“I was taking the sat in 4th grade while watching monsters inc” @TheFlash

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Applicable to FRC:

Neil Diamond has released a version of Sweet Caroline with the words, “Hands … Washing hands”.

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You know 92.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot…or, is it 83.75%?

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“It smells like Oxygen”

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From an e-mail:

Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew?

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“Argh the sun hurt my vision spheres”

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FRC isn’t the only place that Journey is used for inspiration:

“My internet’s so bad I can’t play Minecraft a lot”
“Uh… Your profile shows playing Minecraft for 3 days”
“Singleplayer boi”

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“I feel like I’m in a zoo: all I look forward to is meals”

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This showed up on our teams discord sever today.
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“Stop I cant dance while I’m peeing”

I don’t want to know any more details, but it sounds like whoever said this could use some time deep in the woods.

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