Though Clark tried, he hasn’t ruined it, has he?
Does it really matter if he did?
Why did you have to do that?
D.J., why do you have to be such an instigator?
Why get in trouble when you can get someone else in trouble for your work? 
DJ, why must you be so devious?
DJ, why do people still think you are a role model?
hey, whatever happened to trying to firgure out what i should do about this big red velvety thing stuck in my chinmey?
Must everything be about you? Why don’t you use those chimney cleaner logs?
Do Chimney cleaner logs work? What are they?
Is there any reason they shouldn’t?
Does anyone else notice we just ignored the person who broke the rules?
Why would we let one person’s lack of fun-having-ness get in the way of so many pages of questions?
Can we change the subject?
Sure, why not?
Can’t you just ask a question on a different subject to change it?
What other subject do you have in mind?
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why don’t you ask a phonetist?
What is a phonetist?