Is that your final answer?
Are you trying to sounds like Regis ??
Regis who?
Why does DJ all ways try to sound important?
What does that have to do with the cost of coaxial cable in Tibet?
Did you hear the one about the coaxial cable who walked into a Tibetan bar?
Will you tell it to me ??
Why doesnt a duck’s quack echo?
Who said that it doesn’t?
(If you watch mythbusters - you know :))
When was that episode on?
why should i tell you?
Are you the weakest link? 
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
why do you not understand that in this question you’re supposed to reply to the comment above?
Do you know how to think “outside the box”?
Why don’t you follow the crowd?
What if i want to be a leader and not a follower ??
Why don’t I have a good question to follow that question?
Do you ever have a good question to follow the one before yours?
Why must we all be so argumentative?