“If you’re running 2CAN I feel bad for you son, I got 99 design problems but Jaguar placement ain’t one.”
There is no room for electronics… anywhere.
N: “That’s the electrical team’s problem”
E: “We’re the electrical team”
N: “I figured as much”
“What does the small blue carpet look like?”
"Chief programmer: It’s not acting right…
Me: What isn’t?
Chief Programmer: The code.
Me: It’s not a hardware problem?? “sprinting out to rest of build team” GUYS!!! IT’S NOT A HARDWARE PROBLEM!!! “Que impromtu party”
Chief Programmer: -_-
Head mentor: 
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“We said put the lid on the chili for a reason.”
Duh.
Mentor: Have you seen the full court shooter on Chief Delphi yet?
Me: No, I have not seen all 70 full court shooters, but I figure they all pretty much do the same thing.
Remember that one that shot the full length of the field? It was awesome
Another CADder and I working late… or early, depending on your definition of 1:30AM
Me: So are we going to load from a feeder slot?
C: IDK how tall is the 42" slot?
Me: Um… 42 inches!!!
C: Wow time for me to go home! (but he didn’t)
Later on
Me (looking at his computer): Hey what’s the angle between those two lines?
C: Which ones?
Me: Those two vertical ones.
C: Um, well trigonometry tell us that the angle between those two would be ZERO!
Me: Well time for me to go home now!!! (but I didn’t):rolleyes:
Well would you look at that. It’s like socks on a rooster!
Electrical student: “There’s a boomerang in the sink?”
LOL that picture is fantastic.
“Tom is in Hazelwood!”
One day we were talking about why our mentor Nick couldn’t be here (he was out of town in Florida) but then our other mentor Tom walked in so we all were like “But Tom is in Hazelwood!” Now we say it every time he walks in.
Me: Hey Tommy, would you be mad if I wiped a booger on the field?
Tommy: Yes.
Me: Don’t get angry!!
Us being freshmen, setting up the FTC field.
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Lead Mentor:
“We have plenty of time to Panic.”
So I was drawing a state diagram in MSPaint with a font on my computer thats bases off of the Pokemon Unown.
Me: Real programmers write code in MSPaint.
T looks over at my diagram.
T: You really took the time to learn that?
Me: They are letters with eyes. Its not hard to read…
When originally planning Autonomous Mode, someone thought of a way to get 42 points and dubbed it “Beast Mode” and now it is the official name of our Autonomous Mode is “Beast Mode”.
Our strategy is all or nothing; we’re going 90 miles per hour with our pants down and our butts out the window.
Two of us were trying to cut a spring in half at the end of the night with the wrong tool (apparently), laughing hysterically:
Me: “This is like trying to diffuse a bomb with Parkinson’s!”
I was clamping our harvester/elevator to a drawer at a rather steep angle, wondering why the frisbee kept flopping out when Bristyn said:
“It’s like it has to climb Mt. Everest!”
Also, our team captain has been renamed the “Mama Duck”. I’m not quite sure why…
While discussing shop safety with two mentors:
"Me: From what I have read, it seems that often those who make the bad mistakes, at least according to chief delphi, are the mentors.
Younger mentor: It’s because they become complacent.
More experienced mentor: ::safety:: "
While Sophmore was bugging me to give him our shiny AM sticker:
Me: “No, you got a vex pro sticker, and that’s all you can have.”
“Holy stored energy batman!”
Reference can be found at
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=112656&highlight=skeet
During an off-season event we ran during build season at a huge rock concert (I know, it’s like time paradoxes. Just don’t bother to understand them) we had about 6 robots there, playing Rebound Rumble in alliances of 2.
[FTA - “Team XXXX, is there something you have forgotten?” member of team XXXX drive team rushes over to turn robot on] Rinse and repeat at least once every 5 games.
Driver after ramming into an opposition robot, causing damage, and cracking the fender preeeeetty bad. :yikes:
“Did I miss the coffee run again?” After turning up at 9:15 to a 9:00 meeting on a Saturday.