"Quotes" that were said during build season


#5567

“My waifu is more aerodynamic than yours.”
-CAD Mentor


#5568

“Stop playing Fortnite/Roblox or I’ll turn off your computer” - Me to mini CAD freshmen (Some engineering student somehow downloaded Fortnite and Roblox onto the school engineering computers which are also some of the team CAD computers)
“Oh, there’s the left-handed pneumatic wrench” - CAD/Mechanical Mentor


#5569

Mentor: “Those battery mounts are too tight”
Me: Get’s mallet


#5570

While going over what we needed to do and talking about our hatch mechanism, I said “we need to remount our match heckanism”


#5571

“4Chan is where its at!”


#5572

“We need to organize this a little bit”
“–Later”
“–no”


#5573

“Do you smell that?” While plugging two batteries together in parallel


#5574

“Am I bleeding, or is that pepperoni? No wait, that’s blood.”


#5575

Me: “I can’t find the battery box.”
One of the captains: “Did you try calling it?”


#5576

“This is why you’re bad at mechanical”
“I’m good at mechanical, just not the jank stuff”


#5577

so none of it? :thonk:


#5578

“Drill out the zip tie, guys!”

“Go go gadget non-metric Allen key set”


#5579

“Maybe AFTER build season I can let myself die. Build season doesn’t stop for death.”


#5580

“VHB is basically double-sided Flex Tape, but cheaper.”


#5581

mentor 1: do as I say not as I do…

one week later

head of mechanical: this isn’t very safe so do as I say not as I do

3 days later

head of electrical: now you should never sit on an enabled bot to test if it can drive you so do as I say, not as I do

me: every time anyone opens there mouth to me/ do as I say, not as I do


#5582

At someone with a heat gun
“Stop using the forbidden hair dryer”

“Soldering is pussy welding”


#5583

" [Co-Captain’s] Churro is 37.5 centimeters long."

-Our Other Co-Captain, first brought up in a strange argument, later written in Bold on B-Bot


#5584

“I hate gravity”

-Our programming lead


#5585

“How many girls does it take to screw in a ziptie?”

Looking at rubber spacer for compressor from last year’s robot. “You know those fluffy spacer things? Yeah! Old fluff!”


#5586

Me too buddy, me too