“Guys, why is there an empty banana on the table?” “Oh Nathan scooped it out with a spoon and super glued the tip back on…”
“If a part doesn’t fit, it’s never too late for a little retroactive precision!” “What’s that?” “It means go sand this”
One of our lead programmers walks into the room full of loud people talking and he goes
“Hey guys I have a joke to tell and I’m really proud of it so if you wouldn’t mind umm listening to it… So these scientists finally found a way to genetically modify glazed donuts. It’s this really cool process and they call it KRISPR Kreme.”
And if none of these made you laugh, I really hope that this one does.
One day, I found a pack of salt in our machine room and I went to our battery cart and pulled a battery out and announced to the team that they could charge me with “battery and assault”