this was when we were discussing how rule g14 stinks.
“if your robot stinks, it stinks. if your robot rocks it rocks, get over it.” -coach 1
“no you mean moon rocks”-coach 2
slaps head-me
“Its a series of tube”-said alot more that once most of the times in context and some of the times just because we cant get it out of our heads 
“Lets just ship the 06 bot…it was a champion”
*Looks at a really tiny netbook computer:“Its the new ipod”
OLDIE: “Its the WWE for smart people”—never gets old.
Bonus point for knowing the joke behind the first quote.
lol…thats funny our team got the name back in 1999 because our 1st robot sparked 
Well i can’t think of any quotes, but here are some funny things that happened at some of our meetings, most of which iI heard through word of mouth.
- the team is working on our '07 robot, and while they are huddled around the robot one of the other members starts “flying an x wing” with the controllers nearly decapitating the entire team.
many more but too tired to type, just got home from a meeting…(2. I was riding a trash can.
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Sometimes people just set themselves up for the perfect quote…
C: -stands up and looks down- Aw man, I got wood…-pauses to wipe off his shirt-
-the rest of us look around, waiting for someone to laugh first-
C: …all over my shirt. -is just now realizing what happened- No! I have wood on my shirt from cutting!
-by now the whole class is cracking up-
“Quick grab the donuts so we can bribe the janitor into letting us stay longer!”
“It doesn’t have to work, it’s only a test!”
“Hey, where there this many pieces left over last time we put it together?”
at kickoff “Ahhh robotics events…the only places where the men have a line for the bathroom too…”
“Stop Shooting Those Staples At Me!!!”
“I wonder if they knew they were going to run out of balls.” - regarding FIRST’s decision to use the orbit balls
“Where are your nuts? Tell me where your nuts are!” -tonight at the meeting
“So we got a new working camera for the robot, and you’re using it to film Alex’s butt?” -tonight
Someone on our team had a problem with writing, she wrote the numbers on our front bumper upside down.
Another one I said last year which I didn’t realize I had, and I’m glad the other person did.
(me working on the robot)
“Hey Grace, Screw me”
(she reaches for a screw, then stops, hesitates and says)
“NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
One I’ve heard quite a bit this year, “That’s what she said”
One of the girls on my team while we were brainstorming said “How do we get from that to the robot”
We had something similer to that but our mentor asked
Mentor: “So how good is your basketball team”
Me: “Runner up in the state championship”
Mentor: “So what is the chance that some of them would come to the competition”
Me: “That’s not happening”
Mentor: “So how good are you at basketball”
When discussing how to decide how to build the robot:
Student: What do you guys do at Medtronic?
Mentor: What do we do at Medtronic? We dance! 
During a strategy discussion:
Mentor: So what I want you to do now… tools clatter to the ground …is laugh at Stolte because he just dropped that…
I take offense to this. I say the numbers were right-side-up and it was the bumper that was built upside-down. Also, in 2007 the bumpers didn’t really have an upside-down or right-side-up. I was not used to the new system. Besides, our robot was the best upside-down-team-numbered robot ever!
My robot’s number was painted upside-down on the front bumper.
YAY! It’s not just me!!! I must share this information with my team!
I was picking my friend up on the way to Kickoff…
“KICKOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!”
“SHHH! MY MOM IS SLEEPING!”
Well does it help you to say that the bumpers were built first BEFORE they were painted?:rolleyes:
Thats ok, we put these big stickers on our side panels for out bot last year. I put them on upside down…
mentor drops pen
Mentor: $@#$@#$@#$@# gravity