The biggest surprise is when things go according to plan.
We have a stragedy.
yes I know it’s spelled wrong 
Hey Wardropper lets go over to that tree- me
Thats a big ball- Airhead (my best friend)
Ahh Help me sissy-dropper I got carbon fiber on me!- My bf making fun of my friend wardropper whom hated carbon fiber
Showed this to a friend. Had to say “It’s mathematically true”. Thought it belonged on here.
From work a few nights ago: “You may notice that your car slowed down only after you bumped someone. We do assist physics around here.” – me to a customer who said his car slowed down during a race. He got the point pretty quickly.
(I work at a go-kart track. We do have ways to slow a kart down when we need to.)
I have a lot of sense, but none of it is common.
I know Evan!!!..but the question is do you???
If at first you don’t succeed, give it up before your deed.
(it helps to imagine it in a Scottish accent)
“It’s a WAGO, NOT A SCREWDRIVER FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME!!!”
This is a tradition among programmers of our team, one time at a resturant during competion someone will ask “Can I have some linux on this?”
Another is “We don’t have image tracking, we have mage tracking!”