It seems to me like too many of us keep those little nuggets of information locked inside our brains. Here. in this thread, LET THEM FREE!!!
-I hate writing with chalk.
-Why do people nod at fast food restaurant speakers?
-Doesn’t hair gel irk you?
Everyone get the drift?
-I feel like when I use a fake accent, I can act more like myself.
-I am unimpressed by good handwriting, (especially freakish computer-type writing that certain twins do)
-I think the Special Olympics should be broadcast nationally every year instead of the ones that actually are. They would be much more of a spectator sport.
-Why is it when you hear a remix of a song, it only sounds better than the original if you heard the origina first?
-What IS the air speed velocity of an African and a Europpean Swallow?
-Am I truly the very model of a modern major general?
-Does Jenny Rom vs. Zippers scare anyone else in a good way?
-What are boys so difficult?
-How did he pull a bunny from that hat?
-How do you get out of a chinese finger trap?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Is “Moonty Python” really the name of the 10-foot-long mechanical snake that NASA is intending to launch in 2005 to search other planets for fossils?
How does Heineken make sure that the foam lasts for 5 minutes after pouring?
-Why do they call it a woodchuck if it cant chuck wood?
-Why do they have an abbreviation for abbreviation?
-Why isn’t there a fountain of “smart”
-why cant i eat the yaw rate sensor
-is sleep really that important
-where am i?
*Originally posted by Ken *
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-Why isn’t there a fountain of “smart”
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There is one! I drink a liter or two from it every day. The only reason you don’t know about it is because you’re in Kansas.
24 hr convenent stores with locks on the doors
*Originally posted by apk *
**24 hr convenent stores with locks on the doors **
In case of an emergency, of course.
-Corn comes in lots of colors
-20, 1, 10, 2, 5, 3, 0, 4
-Tissues flap like a flag, pink emblem does too
Why do songs that you hate always get stuck in your head?
Why, when people are talking to little kids, do they say things like “Let’s go do our homework now”… or, “we’re going to play nice, aren’t we?” When they really mean “hey kid, YOU (not we) go do your homework and stop being a brat.”
Do dogs and cats hiccup?
i know about horse power but what about gerbil and hamster power anyone know the conversion
-I need some sleep 