Re: SPAMMERS

Other Chit-Chat
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Is it me or is S.P.A.M. out in force at times? What’s the deal wiith the poetry?

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i’m so proud =-] all my little spammers are coming out in force!

now channel this energy! win some spirit awards or something!! heh

and with Warren and Gary and all those great mentors you guys have, i’m sure you’ll be an asset to FIRST for many years!

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It’s all part of their grand plan:

  1. Conquer the message board
  2. Conquer FIRST
  3. Conquer France
  4. Conquer THE WORLD
  5. Profit!
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You want to hear my poetry?

Here it is…

Night after night
Our engineers fight
Over which part to use
To make our robot move

It is extremely confusing
To figure out the scoring
With the quadratic equation we were using
Then only to find out it was wrong

I would love to be rich like Dean Kamen
But I am only a freshman
My team is a winner.
P.S. I eat SPAM for dinner!!!

Jon from SPAM, team180

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*Originally posted by Reed B. *
**It’s all part of their grand plan:

  1. Conquer the message board
  2. Conquer FIRST
  3. Conquer France
  4. Conquer THE WORLD
  5. Profit! **

SPAM is hardly out to make a profit… if anybody knows where we can find $15,000 without having to conquer France, please private message me.

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yeah its called fort knox and taking over RUSSIA!!!

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come, come now, didn’t you ever study world history? or even play RISK as a kid? Everyone trys for the huge russia their first game. You can’t take the whole thing without already having the rest of the world in your pocket already.

Look at Napoleon! He was having a grand time, winning battles here and there, and then he decided to attack russia…
Hitler too. He was fighting a pretty good war and then he started fighting russia at the same time. No, Russia is NOT easy money…

8

excuse me I happen to have a 5 on AP U.S. History and for your information weapons are cheap from Russia these days and you probably could buy your own country there these days if you could bring them out of their tremendous debt.

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Russia is not worth anything. AT BEST, the revenue from the mail-order brides would barely make you a profit, chuck in the poor russian populatin, and you are done with. Russia= -profits

10

not when you’re selling military equipment to places like Iraq cough Iran cough and other “revolutionary” and paramilitary groups

11

As I recall, Genghis Khan led the only successful winter invasion of Russia ever. Maybe that warrants a closer look at mongolian weapons/strategies?

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:rolleyes: considering the technology of the Mongols and the Cossacks at that time (and that Genghis was a freaking nut case), if things were SLIGHTLY less volatile than right now. Mr Black (kick-$@#$@#$@# teacher dude), once said that Russia had enough nuclear weapons capabilities to destroy the world 1 1/2 times i think. You smack them, they nuke you. Besides… we shave now (sorry Josh). :smiley:

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You are forgeting that most of the world’s oil is in the Middle-East.

If they took over Sudi, Iran, and Iraq, then they would be billionares in hours.

Iraq has enough bios to kill this planet hundreds of times over.

Bush should have taken them by surprise.

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*Originally posted by hixofthehood *
**SPAM is hardly out to make a profit… if anybody knows where we can find $15,000 without having to conquer France, please private message me. **

Threaten them with military action.

It’s not like they’re going to fight back.

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*Originally posted by MRL180YTL2002 *
**excuse me I happen to have a 5 on AP U.S. History and for your information weapons are cheap from Russia these days and you probably could buy your own country there these days if you could bring them out of their tremendous debt. **

I dont know if studying US History will give you the best view of…say…Russia…
Also, does cheapest always mean best…drawing from my limited references(History channel, movies based on true stories), the AK line of weapons is rather(understatement) inaccturate.

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Cheap weapons aren’t always innaccurate. A knife for example…
And France DID win the Franco-Prussian war, so they’re not all that weak.

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*Originally posted by srjjs *
**…France DID win the Franco-Prussian war, so they’re not all that weak. **

Uh… more than 100 years ago…

Originally posted by Reed B.
**It’s all part of their grand plan:

  1. Conquer the message board
  2. Conquer FIRST
  3. Conquer France
  4. Conquer THE WORLD
  5. Profit!**

Just because it’s so easy and fun to ridicule France, you could easilly move 3 before 1.

Actually, I have nothing against France. I kinda like it, though I’ve never been.

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France also won both world wars. (with a little help)

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Not the one before World War I where they lost some eastern territory to Germany (Alaciace and Loriane…spelling is wrong but)…that was the Franco-Prussian war. Its 1870-1871…and they were humiliated. The ruler of France was Napoleon the III who hoped to repeat Napoleon I’s military success and failed! The Prussians won and then unified Germany even more.

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Oh thanks! I had forgotten all about Napoleon. Even if he did eventually lose. He should have studied the mongols more.