In Blondie today the mailman gives Dagwood the mail while riding a Segway.
mailman: “I can carry an entire day’s load of mail on this Segway scooter.”
Dagwood: “Do you get your route done any faster?”
mailman: “NO-OO-OO! But I have a lot more fun!”
If your paper doesn’t have Blondie the strip might be on the Blondie website tomorrow.