http://www.octanecreative.com/Parodyville/slugway/index.html
That would be an interesting idea. It would make people slow down and not be in a rush all the time. It would make people able to view the world and not just live in it.
Or maybe everyone could just try walking. 
it would be a great idea to slow down the pace of life, but when people can walk faster, no one would buy it. But it is a funny joke
i second those motions!!
that is funny. Ya got to love parodyville.