My friends and I came up with Competition Day. Every Thursday during the school year, you turn anything and everything into a competition. Having a conversation, challenge someone. Challenge your teachers, friends, your wife, your dog. I usually win against the dog.
e.g. My teacher was talking about equilibrium, I didn’t care nor was I paying attention (don’t worry I ace this class). I burst out, “Miss, I bet i have more equilibrium than you.” She responds, “Noooo…” I respond, “I challenge you to an equilibrium off.” She looked at me weird and got on with the class. This is an obvious sign of forfeit, so I WIN.
Of course, please remember to use discretion with unsuspecting victims…er, citizens. Some folks don’t like to be (or should not be) challenged, while others are, well, excessively challenged.
It’s just more fun in school. Plus people outside of school don’t really know. I also figured that every thursday of the year would be a little excessive.
We make an event out of it though. Every week, “can’t wait til competition day.” we usually all just rip our science teacher apart, kind of a @#@#@#@#$@# and kinda losing her mind.
Revenge, and she starts this stuff anyways. She’s always yelling at my friend and I cuz we’re smart and move waaayyy faster than the rest of the class.
I can’t my last day of school is Wednesday. (I’m a senior)