Last year, *(http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23104). I got suggestions to do another version this year, so here goes:
On the first day of FIRSTmas my true love gave to me: a toroid on a spinning tree…*
On the second day of FIRSTmas my true love gave to me
Two bulletproof tranny’s and a toroid on a spinning tree…
Wayne Doenges
On the third day of FIRSTmas my true love gave to me
Three team Alliance,
Two bulletproof tranny’s,
and a toroid on a spinning tree…
on the 4th day of FIRSTmas my true love gave to me
Four hanging bots
three team allliance
two bulletproof tranny’s
and a toroid on a spinning tree
on the fifth day of FIRSTmas my true love gave to me
Fiiiiive John V-Neeeeeuuuuunnnnnsss!
Four hanging bots
three team allliance
two bulletproof tranny’s
and a toroid on a spinning tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six WildStang Buttons
Fiiiiive John V-Neeeeeuuuuunnnnnsss!
Four Hanging Bots
Three Team Allliance
Two Bulletproof Tranny’s
and a Toroid on a Spinning Tree
On the seventh day of FIRSTmas, my true love gave to me
Seven Balls-a-bouncing
Six WildStang Buttons
Fiiiiive John V-Neeeeeuuuuunnnnnsss!
Four Hanging Bots
Three Team Allliance
Two Bulletproof Tranny’s
and a Toroid on a Spinning Tree
Edit - Looks like Eddie won’t get to do this one day at a time like last year.
On the Eight day of FIRSTmas my true love gave to me…
Eight, three team Alliances
Seven Balls-a-bouncing
Six WildStang Buttons
Fiiiiive John V-Neeeeeuuuuunnnnnsss!
Four Hanging Bots
Three Team Alliance
Two Bulletproof Tranny’s
and a Toroid on a Spinning Tree
Wayne Doenges
Team 1501 Drafting Mentor
p.s. This is fun :rolleyes:
On the Ninth Day of FIRST-mas my true love gave to me
Nine, Lavery Game Hints
Eight, three team Alliances
Seven, Balls-a-bouncing
Six, WildStang Buttons
Fiiiiive John V-Neeeeeuuuuunnnnnsss!
Four, Hanging Bots
Three, Team Alliance
Two, Bulletproof Tranny’s
and a Toroid on a Spinning Tree
On the tenth day of FIRST-mas my true love gave to me
Ten points for a tape measure
Nine, Lavery Game Hints
Eight, three team Alliances
Seven, Balls-a-bouncing
Six, WildStang Buttons
Fiiiiive John V-Neeeeeuuuuunnnnnsss!
Four, Hanging Bots
Three, Team Alliance
Two, Bulletproof Tranny’s
and a Toroid on a Spinning Tree
On the eleventh day of FIRST-mas my true love gave to me
Eleven Maryland teams
Ten points for a tape measure
Nine, Lavery Game Hints
Eight, three team Alliances
Seven, Balls-a-bouncing
Six, WildStang Buttons
Fiiiiive John V-Neeeeeuuuuunnnnnsss!
Four, Hanging Bots
Three, Team Alliance
Two, Bulletproof Tranny’s
and a Toroid on a Spinning Tree
On the twelfth day of FIRST-mas my true love gave to me
Twelve ways of scoring
Eleven Maryland teams
Ten points for a tape measure
Nine, Lavery Game Hints
Eight, three team Alliances
Seven, Balls-a-bouncing
Six, WildStang Buttons
Fiiiiive John V-Neeeeeuuuuunnnnnsss!
Four, Hanging Bots
Three, Team Alliance
Two, Bulletproof Tranny’s
and a Toroid on a Spinning Tree
On the twelfth day of FIRST-mas my true love gave to me
Twelve AndyMark shifters
Eleven Maryland teams
Ten points for a tape measure
Nine, Lavery Game Hints
Eight, three team Alliances
Seven, Balls-a-bouncing
Six, WildStang Buttons
Fiiiiive John V-Neeeeeuuuuunnnnnsss!
Four, Hanging Bots
Three, Team Alliance
Two, Bulletproof Tranny’s
and a Toroid on a Spinning Tree
Look at the madness I’ve created… god, I love this place.
Says you. 
Luckily, I think I only see one thing on here I actually had my song. May as well continue.
On the second day of FIRSTmas my true love gave to me: two chin-up bars
and a toroid on a spinning tree…
In a shout-out to the pre-alliance era (and really, the only thing I could think of that was 2 syllables long):
*
On the third day of FIRSTmas my true love gave to me: three robots,
two chin-up bars,
and a toroid on a spinning tree…*
On the fourth day of FIRSTmas my tru love gave to me: four surf boards
three robots
two chin-up bars
and a toroid on a spinning tree…
Well, I live by the beaches, so a surfboard actually makes sense to some FIRSTers. However, for the land-locked:
- On the fourth day of FIRSTmas my true love gave to me: four wheel drive,
three robots,
two chin-up bars,
and a toroid on a spinning tree…*
And twelve hours later than this should be, the commonly screamed adage on the last day of build (and if your true love is building robots, this makes perfect sense):
- On the fifth day of FIRSTmas my true love gave to me: fiiiiiiivvvvveee hours leeeeeeefffffttt!!!
four wheel drive,
three robots,
two chin-up bars,
and a toroid on a spinning tree…*
On the sixth day of FIRSTmas my true love gave to me: 6 CD’ers a’ postin’
fiiiiiiivvvvveee hours leeeeeeefffffttt!!!
four wheel drive,
three robots,
two chin-up bars,
and a toroid on a spinning tree…
On the sixth day of FIRSTmas my true love gave to me: six sacks of kit’parts,
fiiiiiiivvvvveee hours leeeeeeefffffttt!!!
four wheel drive,
three robots,
two chin-up bars,
and a toroid on a spinning tree…
Had to conglomerate the two words at the end of this one, but it kinda gives it that “old fashioned tune” quality to the lyric (plus, “kit’parts” rolls of the tongue better than “kit parts” does).